I finished my Christmas shopping yesterday.  And by that, I mean that I did all of my Christmas shopping yesterday.

I may be lonely and childless, but at least I have plenty of money to spend on Val-U-Rite vodka and cyanide-tipped arrows for hobo huntin' that would otherwise be spent on toys that would get instantly broken and jewelery that would be extremely difficult to pawn anytime in the not-too-distant future.  You know, in case I would possibly need more money for discount liquor or hunting supplies.

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