Turns out, quite a bit:

A 13-year-old Milwaukee girl accused of fatally stabbing her step-grandfather because he poured her milk down a drain is being held on $150,000 cash bond.

I saw that on TV the other day but didn't have a link or the time to post it. Apparently, she just fucking stabbed him in the neck like a terminator. Fucking scary.

In slightly less horrific Wisconsin news, we're apparently not making any friends in Austria:

An Austrian woman on vacation in Wisconsin is getting rabies shots after she said she was bitten by otters while swimming in a lake. Brigitte France, 51, told the Duluth News Tribune that she was swimming on Lake Owen near Drummond last Wednesday when three otters suddenly appeared.

DUN DUN DUN!!!! Is it just me or does "three otters suddenly appeared" pretty much bottom out your list of terrifying things?

Update: It appears I can't tell the difference between Austria and Australia. Just another fine example of our layers and layers of fact-checking.

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