A man in Florida nearly loses his hand in an industrial blender.

This entire post was a setup for a Blendtec reference...God I hate myself.

Anyway, what the hell compels a guy to stick his hand in an industrial fucking blender?  He was at a vitamin store, I presume to make smoothies with supplements and shit, but hell if I know.  Was he high?  He had to be, or a really, really stupid guy.  Maybe he was a former high school football captain.

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