Breath mints called "Antipoleez."  The stupid things are being advertised as a mint that'll hide the fact that you're shit-faced if you get pulled over.  Why the cops are bugging out about this is beyond me, do these cops not watch Mythbusters?  Everyone knows you can't beat the Breathalyzer.  Guys, you have a lot more important things to worry about, just offer a friendly reminder to the public that breath mints don't fucking work.  Have some officer get drunk at the station, have him scarf down a handful of these mints, then have them do a Breatlalyzer on the local evening news.  Problem solved.

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