Some guy went to a Texas Roadhouse for a steak, and after three bites realized...there was hair in it.  Lots of hair.  The article says it was facial hair, but the cook apparently told another cook "these are my pubes," as he stuffed another steak with hair.   He's being charged with a felony count of placing foreign objects in food.  The question is, did the dumbass cook get this idea on his own, or did he get it from this episode of South Park?

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