What's worse than shrapnel?

Shrapnel that will give you salmonella:

Authorities in Connecticut are wondering who stuffed a raw roasting chicken with a pipe bomb and left it on a roadside.

Simsbury police Capt. Matthew Catania says a motorist noticed the chicken Monday morning. He says the bomb was large enough to harm a person if it went off.

Barack Obama Tuesday blamed President Bush, saying that the disastrous War in Iraq had distracted from the real problems America faces, like universal health care, the housing situation, and the exploding chicken crisis. 

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