October 19, 2009

What Is Right With Wisconsin?

Wisconsin is so awesome, even the bears know what to do.

The bear made his stop Thursday night at Marketplace Foods in Hayward, walking through the automatic doors and heading straight into the liquor department.

The bear climbed a 12-foot shelf and sat there for an an hour until employees evacuated customers and called wildlife officers.

The DNR tranquilized the bear and removed it from the shop.

The bear did not consume any beer.

Yeah, because those fuckers didn't let him. The Man is keeping the bear down!

Posted by: eddiebear at 04:00 PM | Comments (8) | Add Comment
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1 Must have been out of Hamm's.

Posted by: Old Grouch at October 19, 2009 04:30 PM (odxoP)

2 The WTF is wrong with Wisconsin is that no one shot the bear and ate it.

There's nothing right with Wisconsin.

Posted by: Alice H at October 19, 2009 05:18 PM (qJHYy)

3 Awright. Which one of you morons was roaming around Hayward in the bear suit yesterday?

Posted by: davis,br at October 19, 2009 05:33 PM (uCShA)

4 Davis, perhaps we should be pointing our collective fingers at eddiebear. He wrote about it, and how else would someone know about such an obscure article from such a backwater place as Wisconsin?

Posted by: Jeff M at October 19, 2009 05:42 PM (8P3+x)

5 Moron Bear, awesome. Eddie, you've got competition.

Posted by: cbullitt at October 19, 2009 06:51 PM (NK5kD)

6 Is that a challenge?

*downs entire case of Hamms*

Oh, and Jeff: how did you know it was me? I guess I wrote myself into the script, no?

Posted by: eddiebear at October 19, 2009 07:36 PM (jzE0s)

7 ...and sat there for an an hour until employees evacuated customers

Call me crazy, but I do not think I would be hanging around a bear for over an hour. If it was my store I think I may have had a responsibility to protect my customers too.

Or maybe the reporter meant something a little different like it took a hour for DNR to get there and the bear was drinking heavily the whole while.

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