October 19, 2009

What Is Right With Wisconsin?

Wisconsin is so awesome, even the bears know what to do.

The bear made his stop Thursday night at Marketplace Foods in Hayward, walking through the automatic doors and heading straight into the liquor department.

The bear climbed a 12-foot shelf and sat there for an an hour until employees evacuated customers and called wildlife officers.

The DNR tranquilized the bear and removed it from the shop.

The bear did not consume any beer.

Yeah, because those fuckers didn't let him. The Man is keeping the bear down!

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