September 20, 2009

Well, I Guess You Might As Well Give Me My White Sheet

I wonder if Rosetta realized how prescient he was during the last days of the 2008 election and the fact anybody who opposed Obama would be called a racist, justified or not.

Well, we all know how Team Obama has handled any criticism of The One since he took the oath in January, so I won't beat that dead horse with a gazillion links, other than to urge you to look at the flow chart at Missourah.com.

In that case, get me my fucking white sheet and robe, and let's be done with it. But since I now am an official racist, let me get one last blast in to the O-bots who have thrown this charge around:

Fuck you. Fuck you through your limp dick with the Pear of Anguish soaked with saline solution and Super AIDS. You have thrown the racism charge around so much and in such a cavalier fashion, you have cheapened it to the point it no longer holds the sting it could have when real shitheads and racists use it.

But, since you seem to think that any and all criticism of Obama is racist, let's run down my racism:
*Gathering in opposition to an attempt to fuck the country up the ass with runaway taxes, government run health care, looming inflation, perpetual 10% unemployment, and more government meddling in our lives is now racist? Good to know.
*Blogging about or discussing said events on the radio or Television is racist? How did I miss that?
*Defending a Congressman who dared to speak out to The One? Fly the Stars & Bars!
*Exposing the dirty dealings of a corrupt "Community Organizing" group by pretending to be a pimp and a hooker, or calling out union thugs for their actions? Get out the White Sheets, Mabel.
*Exposing the shady associations of an avowed Marxist and Truther who potentially was going to have his hand in the middle of a metric assload of money and regulations? Let's hang out with Fuzzy Zoeller.

I could go on, but that is only a fraction of the racist activities I have been associated with, and I believe you get the point.

But as I look into my daughter's room as she sleeps, and my wife as she prepares for bed, I now can and will defend my racism, if it means helping them. You see, my racism also includes wanting to keep my daughter safe and as unburdened as possible with a national debt or shitty healthcare. My racism includes wanting her to have as many opportunities to succeed and prosper in life as I did and continue to have. My racism includes not wanting to see my parents in a few years told,  "Just take this pill", or my wife or daughter told they couldn't have a certain treatment because Fuckface Q. Bureaucrat said no. My racism includes not wanting to have my choice of how I get around limited by regulations or taxes, and not wanting to have all of my life choices dictated to me by some horsefucker in Washington. And my racism will not allow me to sit idly by without comment while our nation's ability to defend itself gets the Jodie Foster on the Pinball Machine treatment from a bunch of people who seem more willing to coddle Marxists, terrorists, thug states, and old Cold War rivals than stick up for free people.

Oh, and notice what I didn't bring up in all of this? That's right! Obama's skin color. To me, all of this boils down to his policies. But those who do accuse me of being a racist simply for opposing Obama are the myopic ones, for you are incapable of seeing beyond race. And in doing so, I have no use in debating you, because I can predict almost to the word what you will say to me and about me merely for my opposition to The One. I would have a more fruitful discussion with a flaming bag of dried gorilla jizz than deal with the unoriginal Sithead McGees of the world who fall back to the tired, old, meritless charges.

And finally, that bullshit some people are pulling where they find a few pictures, comments, links, blogroll spots, sharing the same oxygen with "bad"people, or what have you, and then demanding that I renounce said things, is more retarded than Sean Penn when he is not in "Sam I Am". I will not engage in that sort of stupidity, for it is nothing more than a tired attempt to neutralize the heart of my views on Obama and his policies without discussing the actual issue at hand, and once again illustrates how weak the ones crying "racism" really are.

So, fuck you, you thoughtless assclowns, and leave the nation rebuilding to us racists.

Posted by: eddiebear at 11:38 PM | Comments (17) | Add Comment
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1

First, off, Eddie:

Fuck you through your limp dick with the Pear of Anguish soaked with saline solution and Super AIDS.

You continue to make the best cussess.

Secondly, fucking cheers.  Someone sent me some bullshit article from truthout about how all us evil mean racists are acting just like the world was acting before JFK got shot, and I had to take a very long moment to compose a response.  Because, as you pointed out, not only do these idiotic allegations of racism just start to lose their meaning, they also take us farther away from any sort of meaningful debate.  Much farther than Joe Wilson expressing himself during the President's speech, much farther than an elderly man speaking out about health care at a townhall, much farther than anything they've thrown at us. 

The more they call me racist, the less I want to share my ideas - or listen to theirs.  They've obviously shown me what they think of me.  Why should I bother?  They think I'm a backwoods, homophobic racist.  They think I'm stupid.  Or, they think I'm a disgustingly rich, fat, old white man.  Who is still racist.  And an oppressor.

So, knowing their opinion of me to be what it is - what's the point?  Why share my ideas?  Why listen to theirs?  Nothing will change because they think they're better.  Smarter.  More advanced.  Beyond such things as "racism." 

All I can see is that they're full of shit.

Posted by: Ember at September 20, 2009 11:54 PM (LdRAG)

2 Don't hold back EB.  Tell us how you feel.  Like you, I am tired of racism charges flying left and right.  I love to comment on blogs such as this, but I have found myself re-reading what I wrote and thinking, "is this racist?"  Well, I here by tell myself to STFU about that.  If they want racism, I guess we can give it to them.  I like the thought 'empty of character, so use color of skin."  That's all folks.

Posted by: TimothyJ at September 21, 2009 12:05 AM (IKKIf)

3 Sorry for screwing up yer post, eddie.

Posted by: Sean M. at September 21, 2009 12:20 AM (rLWHv)

4 Naw. I'm the one who fucked up on the picture. I'll get to it again in the morning.

Posted by: eddiebear at September 21, 2009 12:21 AM (w/7ds)

5

Thanks for linking my screed, EVB.  I can't believe that's almost been a year already.

Also, attacking Clarence Thomas, Michelle Malkin, Michael Steele, John Yoo, Condoleeza Rice, etc etc etc etc on their political views and calling them liars?  NOT FUCKING RACIST!!!

Just in case you were making a futile attempt to keep score at home.

*punches self in the rods and cones for seeing color*

 

 

Posted by: Rosetta at September 21, 2009 12:21 AM (JTydg)

6

Also, Bob Herbert of the NYT, suck my big black motherfucking dick.

Sorry for the bad language, Ma.

*hits DPUD in the head with a shovel*

Posted by: Rosetta at September 21, 2009 12:24 AM (JTydg)

7 Owww.  *smacks Rosetta in the kneecap with a Louisville Slugger*  These people do realize that screeching raaaaaaaaacist at the general public like they're a Kostard troll is not helping them, right?  No?  Oh, well, then this should get fun.

Posted by: doubleplusundead at September 21, 2009 08:02 AM (z8Tzk)

8 a flaming bag of dried gorilla jizz

You mentioned a lower primate!

RAAAACIST

Posted by: lauraw at September 21, 2009 09:11 AM (WtQyN)

9 ^I agree, that comment was incredibly insulting to gorillas.

Posted by: Alice H at September 21, 2009 11:10 AM (qJHYy)

10 Very nice, eddiebear, very nice indeed!

Posted by: Jay in Ames at September 21, 2009 03:19 PM (UEEex)

11 To quote one Simon Peter Gruber:

How . . . colorful.

Posted by: Selkirk at September 22, 2009 09:43 AM (Vocr1)

12 Firstly, I'm new to your blog...

Secondly, I appreciate the sentiments very much, the cursing, ehhh not so much, but it probably wouldn't be as amusing without it.

Thirdly,  since the brotha's decided to emasculate the term n*gg* by overusing and choosing to refer to each other with this term I would like to suggest that we do the same with the term racist.  So, have a nice day racist.  See you tomorrow racist.  Yo racist, how's it hangin?

Bye racists!

Posted by: Scott at September 22, 2009 04:57 PM (5HGwR)

13 Selkirk, @#11: To quote one Simon Peter Gruber

YO YO YO SELKIRK I'M HAPPY FOR YOU AND I'MMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT HANS GRUBER WAS THE BEST DIE HARD VILLAIN OF ALL TIME!!

Also, eddiebear doesn't care about black people.

Posted by: Kanye West at September 22, 2009 08:13 PM (oPFyu)

14 Freaking brilliant. I wish I had said it first.  

Posted by: Kathy at September 22, 2009 08:21 PM (b0WTr)

15 Son of a bitch!! Right on. I would give you a hug & a kiss for that if you wern`t a guy.

Posted by: Bob Devine at September 24, 2009 06:19 PM (nwkrI)

16 tiffany s.'s reviews of local businesses in Seattle, Bend, Florence and beyond on Yelp.

Posted by: louis at November 02, 2009 02:57 AM (B2yzp)

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