October 31, 2007


Oh, you've stepped in it this time, Nanny Staters.  They've declared war on the most delicious food ever created.  Yes, that's right.  The World Cancer Research Fund launched an attack on smoky, crispy, delicious bacon.  They've also launched assaults on other noble meats such as pastrami, salami and hot dogs. 

From my cold, dead, greasy hands!

They say any smoked, cured or salted meat is likely to cause cancer and should be avoided at all costs, as it will increase the likelyhood of colon cancer.  So keep that in mind all you Southerners, they're coming for your sweet, smoky BBQ.  The Nannies are beginning to fire up the war machine.  Get ready.  This is why we have a Second Amendment.

Hands off our bacon, Nanny-Staters!

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