doubleplusundead

October 31, 2007

War!

Oh, you've stepped in it this time, Nanny Staters. They've declared war on the most delicious food ever created. Yes, that's right. The World Cancer Research Fund launched an attack on smoky, crispy, delicious bacon. They've also launched assaults on other noble meats such as pastrami, salami and hot dogs.

From my cold, dead, greasy hands!

They say any smoked, cured or salted meat is likely to cause cancer and should be avoided at all costs, as it will increase the likelyhood of colon cancer. So keep that in mind all you Southerners, they're coming for your sweet, smoky BBQ. The Nannies are beginning to fire up the war machine. Get ready. This is why we have a Second Amendment.

Hands off our bacon, Nanny-Staters!

Posted by: doubleplusundead at 05:51 PM | Comments (28) | Add Comment
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1 Hilarious cat photo! While I'm not a big fan of hot dogs, they better keep their hands off of the boudin.

Posted by: ConservativeBelle at October 31, 2007 07:03 PM (/v6Id)

2 Never had boudin...I don't even know where to get it around here, guess I'll have to head down South sometime.

Posted by: doubleplusundead at October 31, 2007 07:08 PM (yA494)

3 Oh, yeah, Lebanon bologna would fall under their Nanny rules too.

Posted by: doubleplusundead at October 31, 2007 07:10 PM (yA494)

4 Comin after my BBQ?!?!

Can I borrow your cat?

Posted by: Kowboy at October 31, 2007 07:21 PM (kJiXe)

5 Heh.

Posted by: doubleplusundead at October 31, 2007 07:29 PM (yA494)

6 You would probably have to ship boudin to your neck of the woods, but you can get it just about anywhere in Louisiana and in special areas in Mississippi. You just can't beat Southern "cuisine." Come on down.

Posted by: ConservativeBelle at October 31, 2007 09:34 PM (/v6Id)

7 Yeah I gotta make a trip down south at some point. Florida's nice, but it doesn't really count.

Posted by: doubleplusundead at October 31, 2007 10:28 PM (yA494)

8 The fook?! Maybe Central and Southern FL don't count, but the Panhandle is the south, man. We can get boudin, tasso, andouille, and who knows what all. What we can't get is boudin balls or Natchitoches meat pies, unfortunately. Mudbugs are highly over rated.

Posted by: skh.pcola at November 01, 2007 12:27 AM (jFpwo)

9 True, I've only been to central and south Florida, and I don't really think of that as "South."

Posted by: doubleplusundead at November 01, 2007 11:21 AM (isrc0)

10 They will pry the Genoa Salami from my cold dead hands.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 01, 2007 08:58 PM (FCTSt)

11 Also a tasty meat.

Posted by: doubleplusundead at November 01, 2007 09:05 PM (isrc0)

12 Pancetta, baby!

Posted by: mesablue at November 01, 2007 10:32 PM (KCOdQ)

"Oh, yeah, Lebanon bologna would fall under their Nanny rules too."

OH NOW IT'S ON.

Posted by: AndrewGurn at November 02, 2007 06:26 AM (65o2p)

And I should also note that as a resident of south-central Pennsylvania, I'll be defeding it from the front lines.

Godspeed to all you southerners.. godspeed.

Posted by: AndrewGurn at November 02, 2007 06:28 AM (65o2p)

15 Heh, yep, us PA guys will be in the front lines.

Posted by: doubleplusundead at November 02, 2007 10:05 AM (isrc0)

16 I wonder what they would think of my "Bacon o' Doom"? Keep scrolling down -- it's the bacon that sits under the beef brisket for several hours while the brisket is being smoked. Be sure to scroll past the photos of the brisket being wrapped in tin foil for the final bacon photo. ..bruce..

Posted by: bfwebster at November 02, 2007 10:26 AM (9LOJB)

17 They shudder at anything that isn't tofu, that makes em cry.

Posted by: doubleplusundead at November 02, 2007 10:41 AM (isrc0)

18 We in Australia support your battle! Meat and Livestock Australia has already launched an offensive!

MLA also noted that average consumption of meat in the western world is already on average less than the recommended intake, so the report is useless, and up there with Al Gore in the alarmist stakes. Mmm ... stakes.

Posted by: Stephen Lloyd at November 02, 2007 03:04 PM (bPeQB)

If it weren't for the health police telling me what foods not to eat, I would have poisoned myself over the years with things like avocados, chocolate, coconut oil...

I ate a ton of trans fat just to avoid those horror foods. Thanks, nanny.

Posted by: solil solate at November 02, 2007 04:25 PM (KmvF8)

20 solil, heh. Go have some chocolate. You'll feel better.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at November 03, 2007 05:05 PM (rynQ/)

21 Ancient Greek Zombies. It's True. Sorta.

Posted by: Retired Geezer at November 09, 2007 01:34 AM (NY5Ul)

22 I realized this thread may be long forgotten, but in case you do read new comments, I'd like to point out that this post was stolen without attribution at the following web site:

http://seventhsonblog.blogspot.com/2007/11/liberals-find-war-they-like-new-war-on.html

One paragraph was added, which was also lifted. I only bring this up because the same blogger took something I posted on Ankle Biting Pundits word for word with no credit and I have been having trouble contacting him. Conveniently, his web site does not take comments nor does he leave an email address.

Posted by: MagicalPat at November 22, 2007 09:11 AM (qzcxd)

23 Whoa! They swiped my post! That fucker! Thanks for letting me know...

Posted by: doubleplusundead at November 22, 2007 07:37 PM (VZv6D)

24 yeah, looks like one of the usual loser blogs that abound with copied material...good catch. Maybe you should charge them...heh.

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26 Nice! That's a fresh bacon eh.

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