doubleplusundead

March 06, 2010

Vote for the Homo!

Updated
I live in Northern VA, my Representative is Jim Moran (Hates-Veeshir, VA).
I used to live in Maurice Hinchey's district, the 4th craziest congress-critter, Moran is probably 3rd craziest. (no plans on moving to either Ohio or Texas so 1 and 2 are unlikely).

But this year, in keeping with this homo-friendly site, I get to vote for a homo!
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Matthew lives in Arlington with his partner Josh and two dogs.

And the best part? He's not just "better than Moran"(a very, very, very, low bar), his "issues" pages give me a chubby.
Except for "transportation", it is generally thought that better roads will help NoVa's traffic.
My solution involves shooting rockets at every third vehicle.
That's the only way.
But everything else involves limited gov't and more freedom for me.

Gooooooo Homo!
h/t Volokh via the Puppy Blender.
As the PB says, check out the homo love from the nice, tolerant lefties in the comments.

Update
I meant to say, I'm mostly happy someone is contesting this race. His conservatism and lefty-head-popping-homoness are just the icing on the sundae.
I usually just write in Meryl Yourish because there's nobody running against Moran and Meryl campaigned to be written in for some other position right around when I moved here so it was her or Fred Flintstone and I had visions of nobody voting for Moran in protest and Meryl winning 1-0.

Posted by: Veeshir at 08:47 AM | Comments (7) | Add Comment
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1 no plans on moving to either Ohio or Texas so 1 and 2 are unlikely

Ahem ... you failed to account for the 4th district of Massachusettes. Bawney Fwank sets the standard for crazy. And homo.

Posted by: Andy at March 06, 2010 09:21 AM (82Zkd)

2 I'd love to see Moran lose, he's such a shitbag, and I love that Berry makes sure to basically put I SUPPORT ISRAEL as the top item on his foreign policy page.

Posted by: doubleplusundead at March 06, 2010 10:13 AM (hIjdQ)

3 Andy, I couldn't care any less about homoness.
Well, in guys. I'm very interested in it in women.

I do think it helps, this is a very lefty area. It's the default position. People you meet casually just assume you are a lefty.
Being gay will help them accept voting for (R).
"I didn't vote for the Republican, I voted for the gay guy."

I would quibble with Barney being crazy, he's slimy.
Moran and Hinchey are fucking insane.
They were only 4 and 5 at one time because Cynthia McKinney was in Congress.

Posted by: Veeshir at March 06, 2010 10:34 AM (ZPlgl)

4 Andy, that came out harsher than I intended.
I know you probably couldn't care less about his homoness either.

I like to be a jerk on purpose to those who deserve it, I don't like doing it on accident.

Posted by: Veeshir at March 06, 2010 11:12 AM (ZPlgl)

5 I know you probably couldn't care less about his homoness either.

Yeah, I was just keeping with the theme. If he's not the engineer on the crazy train, though, he at least works for the railroad and is probably embezzling from it.

I'll have to try to find the rambling, 30,000-word email he sent in reply to his constituents (one of which I am) explaining why the financial crisis was everyone's fault but his. Cray-Z!

But Cynthia McKinney ... whoa! Now that's batshit certifiable fucking insane crazy.

Posted by: Andy at March 06, 2010 01:00 PM (82Zkd)

6 To finish your analogy, I think Bawney is the guy shoveling coal into the boiler. And he's just going to keep on shoveling.

Posted by: Jeff M at March 06, 2010 01:24 PM (8P3+x)

7 I should say, you're right about Barney, he is pretty darn crazy, it's just that his sliminess is his defining characteristic.

Notice that Moran, Hinchey and Kucinich don't have prestigious committee posts like Barney, they're too far past crazy.

Barney helps the right people, the three above would help other crazy people who don't contribute enough campaign donations.

Posted by: Veeshir at March 06, 2010 05:23 PM (nENtL)

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