Updates on Beauchamp

He was on his MySpace a couple of minutes ago, but appears to be off now.  He and one of his friends were talking smack about Matt Sanchez.  I'm still amazed the tool hasn't scruberased that blog.  Maybe he forgot about it?  I would think Elspeth would give him the heads-up.

Hunter, Gunther, Gooney, Goon


Sep 19 2007 7:21P

ALSO, WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE MATT SANCHEZ.
BUT WITH WOMEN AND NOT ON TAPE.
I JUST RENTED TOUCHED BY AN ANAL
I HEARD IT'S MR. SANCHEZ'S GREATEST FILM, AND BY GOLLY THEY WERE RIGHT

I CANT WAIT FOR HIS NEXT FILM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WILL BE STELLAR!!!!

Scott Thomas Beauchamp


Sep 20 2007 3:05P

I think the next one is going to be called "Schindlers Fist", but I cant be too sure...i dont watch gay porn. On a side note: my grill blew over and I rutted with my wife...send me money.

Hunter, Gunther, Gooney, Goon




Sep 20 2007 5:58P

I dont like gay porn myself but Mr. Sanchez is sooooooo awesome.

and, is this Elspeth's MySpace?  I never delved into the MySpace half of this debacle.

Clever Girl



Sep 25 2007 6:57P

oh no! what are we going to do SINCE YOU MARRIED ME FOR MY INTERNSHIP?

Its also sounding like he's spawned...God help us.

BARACK OBAMA 2008



Sep 21 2007 2:48A

Hey I heard the news....three new Beauchampions!!!

Beauchampions...give me strength.

Update, Cuffy in commentposts notes that the "Grill fell over" line is Beauchamp taking a shot at Confederate Yankee, who's keeping the little bastardjerk's story alive.  It sounds like he's at least somewhat aware of what's going on stateside.


LOLchamp


I'm in ur soulpatterns, messin with ur mindthoughts

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