An undertaker was busted for stealing a skull and a thigh off a body.  The casket had cracked open as he was working to bury it, so he decided to take some souvenirs.  What was he going to do with them?  Why, he was gonna make a really boss ashtray, obviously! 

He ended up getting caught when he decided to kill his wife's dog, she then found the body parts he had stowed away, and she called the corpse cops.  It is likely that he was stealing parts from old graves, because the old gravesites are less secure.

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