Time To Toss That Pinewood Derby Trophy In The Trash

Well, well, well. Looky what we have here.

• The 'Longshoreman' Award for Funniest Use of Cursewords goes to: DoublePlusUndead.

First of all, on behalf of the proprietor of this fine site (since management seems to have forgotten the bail money and nobody else is around), I wish to thank Doug for selecting us for such a lofty award, DPUD for letting all of us express ourselves without hampering our individual styles, and also all of the readers and co-bloggers here, like in an old show, "for being a friend." This is a blast, and I love being around all of you folks.



And in closing, I would like to make the following statement:
FUCK YEAH! FUCK YEAH! FUCK YEAH! FUCKING FREEFALLING FUCKITY FUCKADELICATELY FUCK THE REST OF THE FUCKING INTERNET WITH THE FIREHYDRANT OF FUCKYEAH!1!1!!

****drinks entire bottle of Maker's Mark, vomits, then keeps on drinking****

FUCKING YEETHEFUCKHAW!!1!1!

****shoots flaming arrow into fireworks store to "get things started"****

Fucking thanks, man. You fucking like us, you really fucking like us! Now, the fucking challenge will be to keep our A Fucking Game going as we begin a new yentilfucking year. We also must be mindful of the fucking poseurs who will try to unseat us, and remind them that they will never be better than us.

Celebrate tonight, folks. You earned it. But, our work begins afuckingnew tomorrow. Let's fuck the left. Let's fuck them hard and long with the flowerposts of fucking fury.

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