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November 26, 2009

The Truth About Ace

Gabriel Malor to Inner_Circle
Those asswipes at DPUD want to liveblog with us. I tell you, I will be damned before I let them at our readers or share with them.

I say we just nix the whole thing if it comes to that. I think we can swing that.

Looks like the cat's out of the bag over at the head moron's.

DPUD, we want to live blog with those window lickers? Hell, without our level-headed, erudite observations keeping them honest they would have jumped the shark long ago. I mean seriously, Jack M.? Everyone knows Haiku is vastly superior to Epic Poetry.

But seriously, please let me live blog with you! PLEASE? I'm suffocating over here. I don't know how much more I can take it.

In closing, I am including a Haiku Eddie wrote me in a brief moment of lucidity:

Dear [YOUR NAME] Fuck You
FUCK YOUR FUCKIN FUCK FUCK FUCKS
Sincerely, Eddie.

He's really an artist. I'm not worthy to contaminate his pixels with my facecocks.

Update: In all seriousness, I'd like to say I'm thankful to be posting with such a great group of morons. Its been a great year and a half and I hope we'll make it many more. Also, I'll be damned if I miss Moronpaloozaconstock so I hope you're all ready to be facecocked in person.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at 10:01 PM | Comments (10) | Add Comment
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1 MAKES NOTE TO SELF: Bring disinfectant to Moronpaloozaconstock.

Posted by: Russ from Winterset at November 26, 2009 10:48 PM (/MEFr)

2 Funneh.

Posted by: doubleplusundead at November 26, 2009 11:33 PM (iJZsd)

3 MAKES NOTE TO SELF: Bring disinfectant pepper spray to Moronpaloozaconstock.

FIFY

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at November 26, 2009 11:55 PM (Mi2wf)

4 MP, does that mean that you are going to be walking around Moronpaloozaconstock with a dildo and holding it up in front of everyone's faces while taking pictures? Oh MAN would that be awesome.

Posted by: Old Iron at November 27, 2009 04:26 AM (tD0Cq)

5 MP: You channeled me perfectly. You are a mind reader

Posted by: eddiebear at November 27, 2009 10:26 AM (1ARGT)

6 Sounds like Gabe has been bought by the Hostages.

Posted by: Robert Woolwine at November 27, 2009 11:14 AM (V+ylD)

7 A date hasn't been set, I think they're still thinking Vegas.

Posted by: Alice H at November 28, 2009 08:15 PM (qJHYy)

8 Last I heard, the target date was sometime in late March or April. Warm enough to be able to go down to the pool, but not hot enough to cause excessive sweating.

Posted by: Russ from Winterset at November 29, 2009 12:12 PM (/MEFr)

9 It is showed in the world market statistics that Kobe Bryant New Shoes are the most famous products all over the world. I think everybody knows Discount Kobe Shoes is prevailing from poles to poles in that their distinctive cusp rocks and unique youth muscles do line up.

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