I'd trash these guys who waited in line forever for these iPhones, but it would be hypocritical for me to do so.  When the Nintendo Wii came out, I had nothing to do on a Sunday morning, and I had Christmas money, I woke up early, walked to the Newspaper box nearby, and checked for ads.  The way you could tell Wiis were selling were if they advertised it in the Sunday paper.  Circuit City was selling them. 

So I rushed to throw shoes and a jacket on and headed out.  Because I'm a retard, I put on a pair of Chuck Taylors in 20 degree weather in Pennsylvania, and stood in the cold for two hours and forty five minutes.

Aside from the frostbitten toes, the wait wasn't too bad, except for this one guy, who was a tubby little loudmouth loser who wouldn't shut his fat gob.  Nobody in line could stand the fucker.  He ran his mouth the whole. fucking. time.  People were talking so much shit.  I even saw a young kid with his mom, both rolling their eyes at the blathering of the Man-sow.

 Turned out Toys R Us was also selling, opening an hour earlier, and was giving tickets guaranteeing your Wii.  Plus they opened the lobby.  I hauled my ass over there quick as possible, my toes were so numb.  So I got my Wii, and I got to keep my toes.  The end.

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