doubleplusundead

June 25, 2008

Supreme Court Haiku

Due to several recent Supreme Court decisions and the anticipated facepalm I'll be doing tomorrow, I've written a poem:

Fuck Shit Cocksucker
Motherfuck Cunt Whore Ass Twat
Dick Taint Cum Dumpster

I feel better now. Feel free to add more creative (and possibly less profane) poems in the comments.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at 03:17 PM | Comments (11) | Add Comment
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1 You forgot the seasonal reference.

Posted by: Sean M. at June 25, 2008 03:21 PM (e6v7s)

"Dick Taint" is Spanish for Autumn.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at June 25, 2008 03:23 PM (83gRI)

3 Tony flips his coin
grabs crayon and scrawls decision
demands pudding cup

Posted by: doubleplusundead at June 25, 2008 03:36 PM (LUngb)

4 needing ego stroked
want to see my face tonight
on evening news

Posted by: doubleplusundead at June 25, 2008 03:40 PM (LUngb)

5 I think cumdumpster is one word, not two.

Posted by: Alice H at June 25, 2008 03:56 PM (jRtPb)

You'd know, Alice.

HEY OH! SICK BURN!

Posted by: Moron Pundit at June 25, 2008 04:06 PM (83gRI)

7 Blatantly stolen from FUBAR over at Ace's

How do I love thee?

Drunk, bent over the dumpster,

Screaming sweet abuse.

Posted by: XBradTC at June 25, 2008 05:10 PM (kddTy)

8 I'd insert something about having learned the spelling from an example set by your mom, MP, but I'm too polite for that.

Posted by: Alice H at June 25, 2008 05:56 PM (jRtPb)

Posted by: doubleplusundead at June 25, 2008 06:06 PM (LUngb)

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