May 29, 2010

Sunday funnies a day early

I saw a link to this claiming it wasn't Nick Nolte's twitter page.
I don't know, it looks pretty real to me.
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Tryin' to piece together the evening. On my left wrist I got stamps from about 10 different bars. On my right, a handcuff.
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Typical Wednesday night: promise yourself just one or two ecstasy pills, yadda yadda yadda you wake up in a petting zoo.

And news you can use.

I find that little overhead A/C on planes is great for dryin off sweaty balls.

Don't drink anything when you click, they're all hysterical, Nolte's living la vida moron.

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