June 29, 2008

Somebody Do Something!*

Robert "What Opposition?" Mugabe has sworn himself in for another term after beating, murdering and otherwise intimidating his victorious opponents into silence.

As usual, the only solution that might save the thousands that will suffer is the only one not mentioned.  Fuck pacifists.

* - Something does not include military action, strong sanctions, frowning or otherwise being mean to poor, poor Mugabe and his junta.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at 07:54 PM | Comments (8) | Add Comment
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1 I know, let's do what the left always does when something bad happens. Have a concert! That'll show Mugabe.

And blame Bush.

Posted by: XBradTC at June 29, 2008 08:04 PM (Kyg7y)

2 How about a strongly worded letter?

Posted by: United Nations at June 29, 2008 08:07 PM (fYRgj)

3 Perhaps the celebrities could wear ribbons to their next award show.  I'm pretty sure teal is still available.

That'll show him.

Posted by: Sean M. at June 29, 2008 08:18 PM (e6v7s)

4 I have some family friends over there, and their farmhands got beaten pretty bad, so I hear. 

If only colonialism hadn't forced Mugabe to do all this...

Posted by: It's Vintage, Duh at June 29, 2008 10:26 PM (aGjMA)

5 I gotta believe that we could appeal to his common sense, his reason, and the compassion that every human being harbors within his/her breast.

Wait a minute... this is the *animal* that hunts down his opponents and mutilates and burns their wives to death.

Perhaps it would be best to use that strongly worded letter and also add a petition.  It would be more useful than the United Nations.  Every time the UN moves against a dictator, other dictators or oppressive countries come to their aid (professional courtesy?).

I'm more than a bit disgusted that no one has capped this guy.  He ought not be allowed to continue.  He took one of the more successful countries in Africa and turned it into a waste.

Posted by: lemurking at June 30, 2008 12:49 AM (dcCpk)

6

Methinks it's time for Excedrin Case #.308 (or #.50 if you prefer).

Say, you missed a hell of a lot of good food.

Posted by: steveegg at June 30, 2008 07:05 AM (OJJyS)

7

Robert Mugabe has been added to the list of disgusting dictators that prove how fucking stupid it was for the United States to ban assassinations of foreign leaders. 

5 bullets and Venezuela, North Korea, Iran, Zimbabwe, and Cuba would be much better off.

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