June 09, 2008

Scientists Gone Wild!

I think I know what these scientists are studying this winter:

Bill Henriksen, the manager of the McMurdo base station, said nearly 16,500 condoms were delivered last month and would be made available, free of charge, to staff throughout the year to avoid the potential embarrassment of having to buy them.

The base only has a skeleton staff through the long winter.

16,500 condoms for about 125 people. That's 132 condoms per person for about two months.  That's nearly three condoms per person per day!  Since it normally takes two to tango, that implies they'll be having sex an average of six times per day per person.

Did they hire their staff from the cast of Eyes Wide Shut or something? 

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