Did anybody else know you could do this?

Sen. Tom Coburn has just demanded that the Senate clerk read the single-payer amendment offered by Sen. Bernie Sanders — and it’s 767 pages.

Typically, Senators offering amendments will ask for unanimous consent to avoid reading the entire meausure, but all it takes is one Senator to object to demand its reading, and Coburn objected to Sanders attempt to dispense with the reading of the amendment.

Oh, FUCK YES.  That just made my nipples hard.  It should become GOP SOP to do this to every fucking bill that enters the Senate until the end of fucking time.  Who cares if they do the same thing to our bills so long as it slows the inevitable death march into socialist oblivion these fuck-nuggets are planning.  Its not like we really need to pass any more laws, is it?  Why, I'm pretty sure that if congress NEVER FUCKING PASSED A LAW AGAIN I'd be just fucky ducky.

So yes.  Grind the gears of government to a halt.  Its a stupid, corrupt, over-powerful clusterfuck that is in need of a good ass whipping. 

Fuck man, think about it!  If I was elected senator I could introduce hundred thousand page bills and then demand to have them read!  It would be like a fillibuster on megacrack!

WIN!

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