February 25, 2010

Public service announcement

Married men, rejoice.  You now have justification for getting your wife triple-D bolt-on boobs for her birthday.  Because of her health and safety and all.

Posted by: Alice H at 12:13 PM | Comments (4) | Add Comment
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1 "Jaime Paredes, the alleged shooter, awaits trial."

Look, I understand "innocent until proven guilty" and that news organizations style guides call for "alleged" to be prepended to each and every criminal, but can we PLEASE dispense with it when dude tries to murder an office full of people and execute every witness (even those he's already shot)?  Dude did it, get over it.

Oh and, triple-D is unnecessary, my wife's a DD and that's awesome.  Not looking for compliments here guys, just bragging.  So

Posted by: MikeD at February 25, 2010 12:28 PM (FkL60)

2 My wife has 'em.  She's a D and the only projectiles she needs to worry about come from me.

heh

Posted by: EC at February 25, 2010 01:45 PM (mAhn3)

3 Related,
Married women despair.
Big fat beer bellies save lives!

H/T ecm in the wrong thread.

Posted by: Veeshir at February 25, 2010 02:08 PM (12Tcn)

4 Although I do concur with your place, I screw my own reservations.

Nice

gold rate

Duluth Roofer

Posted by: sopelw at June 20, 2011 03:55 AM (CF5vm)

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