doubleplusundead

July 10, 2008

Parody, thy name is England

From the "You Can't Make This Stuff Up" department:

Bristol City Council wants to prune bushes and remove cover from an area known as the Downs to improve the landscape and encourage rare wildlife.
But its own gay rights group has opposed the move, claiming that cutting back the bushes was "discriminating" to homosexual men who used the area for late night outdoor sex known as dogging.
Work on the beauty spot has been temporarily delayed while talks with gay rights groups take place to try and break the deadlock.

According to the article, yes, screwing in the bushes is illegal, but they're having this ridiculous debate anyway. I mean, it's not like there aren't any hotels in the Bristol area. I'm sure they'd be happy to have these "gentlemen" as paying guests, but yeah, cutting back overgrown bushes where people congregate to have illegal public sex is discrimination. I'd say "Get a room," if I wasn't afraid of a Hate Crime lawsuit.

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1 I think we need a whole category for what is happening in England...

Posted by: Moron Pundit at July 10, 2008 09:04 AM (83gRI)

2 Okay, new category FAIL Britannia! is up.

Posted by: doubleplusundead at July 10, 2008 09:35 AM (YTk4M)

3 Earlier this week it was 2 year old racists. Now it's rump rangers who are apparently homeless and have nowhere else to go complaining about the bushes they hide behind being tidied up. What's next?

Posted by: Kowboy at July 10, 2008 11:11 AM (kJiXe)

4 I'm a little at a loss to see how taking away the area where people are having illegal sex is discriminatory. Possibly because I'm a moron.

Though, you know, I'm used to having my gay sex in the bushes.

Look, let's face it, if I didn't say it someone would.

Posted by: alexthechick at July 10, 2008 11:39 AM (SHHaV)

So... umm... don't all lesbians do it in the 'bushes?'

Wait... shaving.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at July 10, 2008 11:53 AM (83gRI)

Oh, and I forgot.

Homomeat.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at July 10, 2008 11:53 AM (83gRI)

7 Maybe they can surreptitiously plant some poison ivy instead.

Posted by: Tim at July 10, 2008 02:07 PM (3Wewy)

8 Words can not even describe the level of ridiculousness that this "debate" is at.

However, "rump ranger" I thought was very well used and appropriate.

Posted by: conservativeinthecity at July 10, 2008 04:45 PM (vqbP7)

9 In other news, Senator Larry Craig has canceled his trip to Bristol. I'm not even bothered by the fact that it's gay dudes, but what the hell compels people to hook up in a public place like that?

Posted by: doubleplusundead at July 10, 2008 04:56 PM (YTk4M)

10 God save the Queen?

Posted by: monkeyfan at July 10, 2008 06:36 PM (cEE8N)

11 I sort of get the whole thrill of outside sex thing, though I was never fond of bug bites in tender places.

Posted by: alexthechick at July 10, 2008 07:13 PM (GknYa)

We got our own issues right here.

Blech.

Posted by: TXMarko at July 10, 2008 09:55 PM (2qhB0)

13 Bristol Butt Buddies Bash Bush Buzzcut

Posted by: mrkwong at July 10, 2008 11:34 PM (G8Eo0)

14 Re #13
See, TxMarko, there aren't enough bushes there! If they would have some bushes around that beach... no problem!

Posted by: SaTx at July 11, 2008 02:29 AM (t9IvU)

15 That's why we need more offshore drilling.

Posted by: g at July 11, 2008 10:57 AM (ik0fX)

16 Why do they do that? Is it because they don't have money to pay for a room or it's just really what they love most - doing it at the bushes?

Posted by: seeker at July 11, 2008 11:32 AM (nx0Ey)

17 Another in the long list of reasons why Britain is no longer Great.

Posted by: chris at July 11, 2008 11:47 AM (koK5J)

18 Why don't they just build a large windowless wearhouse so all the gays can dog each other in private bliss? Sheesh...I think I've seen everything and then this....

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