Usually I leave the Zombie posts to the professionals, but this was too good to pass up. According to Cracked.com's list of Biblical super powers, Old Testament prophet Ezekiel used his powers to create an army of the walking dead.

How did I go through 7 years of higher education at Christian schools and miss that?  I swear, you'd think they'd teach me something that could actually be useful in the future. 

(On a personal note, if there are any public relations people out there, I have an interview to work as a staff writer with a firm in DC on Thursday and any interview advice you can give me would be greatly appreciated.  My e-mail is itsvintageduh-at-gmail-dot-com.)

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