June 30, 2009

Oh it's been broughten

I'm sure all y'all saw this over at Head Moron's but I would like to add my own demure commentary thereto. 

Comments made by the California Speaker of the House, Karen Bass

Q: How do you think conservative talk radio has affected the Legislature's work?

A: The Republicans were essentially threatened and terrorized against voting for revenue. Now [some] are facing recalls. They operate under a terrorist threat: "You vote for revenue and your career is over." I don't know why we allow that kind of terrorism to exist. I guess it's about free speech, but it's extremely unfair.

Ms. Bass, I believe you are missing one minor, tiny, barely worth mentioning point.  You.  Work.  For.  The.  Citizens.  Of.  California.  Not the other way around.  There is nothing terroristic for a boss to tell an employee "Shape up or you're out of here".  You guess it's about free speech?  You GUESS?  I would humbly suggest, Ms. Bass, that you might want to take a refresher course in basic civics. 

Epic profanity below the fold - if we weren't banned by Net Nanny before, we sure would be now.



Fuck you, Ms. Bass.  Fuck you sideways with a chainsaw.  And, no, that is not a terroristic threat, it is a rhetorical device known as hyperbole.  Also known as bitchslapping idiotic cunts like you who make me ashamed that women were even given the fucking right to vote.

What the ever loving fuck is wrong with you, Ms. Bass?  Honestly.  You motherfucking arrogant cunt.  And, yeah, I'm using the c word to describe you because, as a Wittgensteinian, I believe it is imperative to use the proper word.  And, fuck yes, that's the proper word to describe you.  You are not the fucking queen.  You are not the fucking ruler.  You are not the boss of the voters, the voters are the boss of you, you motherfucking mouthbreathing windowlicking retard.  My profuse apologies to motherbreathers, windowlickers and retards everywhere for the comparison.  The motherfuckers deserve the comparison. 

You know what the Kinsley definition of a gaffe is, you ignorant fucktard, don't you?  A gaffe is when the politician speaks the truth.  And look at that, you just revealed the truth that you think it's terrorism for constiuents to hold their representatives accountable.  What the ever loving fuckity fuck?  What is WRONG with you?  Jesus fuck, lady, are you that much of a Victorian handmaiden that you cannot comprehend that people will disagree and will express that disagreement?  Do you really, honest and truly believe that you are entitled to rule without any criticism?  Honey child, the only one who gets to do that is me when Alextopia comes into being.  Apart from that?  Not so much, you cretinous imbecile.

Fuck you, Ms. Bass, fuck you with the Barbed Cock of Satan.  I award you no points, may God have mercy on your soul. 

Posted by: alexthechick at 12:05 PM | Comments (12) | Add Comment
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1 Now tell us what you really think about Ms. Bass, alex.

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2

I am curiously aroused...

...and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter, Alex.

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3 You really need to stop beating around the bush and tell us how you feel. By the way you made my left nipple hard.(I think the right one is broke)

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4

I too would like to subscribe to your newsletter, as long as it's illustrated. (assuming of course, that you are a chick).

OT, but I've been needing to ask alexthechick a question.

First, I would like to say that Megan Kelly and Shepard Smith are almost exactly the same. Except Megan, of course, has bigger balls.

They're both advocacy journalists (Shep is obviously trying to be Geraldo, Jr while Megan is more like Glenn Beck), which one is better looking?

I have a glandular bias in favor of Megan, and I don't like guys with the "Me so cute" grin (I'm sort of jealous, they get laid like nothing), so I figure she is,

But you, alexthechick, appear to not have my bias, whether you're a chick or not is immaterial as you like people with both innies and outies.

 

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