Obamassiah Overturns Tables, Says Some Religious Leaders Have Hijacked Faith

And if you thought he was talking about Radical Islamists, you just earned yourself a year in purgatory, O ye foolish sinner. 

The Obamassiah was talking to you little freakie deakie, Holy Roller, Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammo, abortion clinic bombing, Snake Handlin', tongue speaking  Jesus freaks that won't worship your real Lord and Savior, the Obamassiah himself.  And lo, Obamassiah spoketh to the crowd.

"There was even a time when the Christian Coalition determined that its number one legislative priority was tax cuts for the rich," Obama said. "I don't know what Bible they're reading, but it doesn't jibe with my version."

Hmm, well, maybe that's because they understand that Socialism isn't nearly as good at feeding poor people as a free market, you braindead twat.  Plus there is that whole seperation of Church and State thing, and that question of how a church thrives when a gov't takes most of a person's extra income?  Of course it we all know it doesn't, but Our Lord and Savior certainly knows as much.

"Part of it's because of the so-called leaders of the Christian Right, who've been all too eager to exploit what divides us," the Illinois senator said.

Exploit what divides? Or simply stating the fact that that major beliefs held by the left and make up a large part of the Democratic Party platform are simply incompatible with the beliefs and teachings of the church. 

This may be shocking to liberal Democrats, but some people won't cherrypick their religious beliefs to be based on what they wished the Bible said, as opposed to what they believe it actually says.

"At every opportunity, they've told evangelical Christians that Democrats disrespect their values and dislike their church, while suggesting to the rest of the country that religious Americans care only about issues like abortion and gay marriage, school prayer and intelligent design," according to an advance copy of his speech.

Hmph.  That's because the base and elite of the Left do disrespect and dislike Evangelicals, any trip into the feverswamps of the nutroots can and does produce mountains of proof of this, or a thorough examination of Liberal writers and talking heads will show the same underlying disgust, but with a little more restraint in the actual spoken word.

Theological conservatives believe gay relationships violate Scripture, while more liberal Christians emphasize the Bible's social justice teachings.

Heh, I like this line, the writer got sloppy so the bias is oozing out in the open. 

Lemme translate from News-Speak back to the Original American Leftist:

 Stupid fundie rightwingers sit around and think of ways to oppress and torment those wicked homusexshuls, probably joking about killing some flamboyant gay guy, because all fundies opposed to gay marriage are actually uncomfortable with their own latent homosexuality.  Liberal Christians are useful idiots or simply playing a PR game to help us advance our Socialist Leftist agenda, and occasionally offer a squishy, benign teaching from the Bible or Church teaching.


Its so tiresome to see these people on the left try and pretend they like religious people, its such a blatant charade.  The religious are to Liberals  what humans are to the VUX. 

I even agree with Obama superficially, that gay marriage should be decided in the states.   Of course, I would condition that with making it through the legislative process, either through the state legislature or through referendum, the judicial branch is for enforcing law, not making it.

 I honestly don't care personally about state sanctioned gay marriage, I think that letting the state be the focus of authority on marriage is misguided anyway, for gays and religious alike (and everyone else for that matter), so if a liberal state sanctions it, I'm totally cool with it, I don't care.



As for my blasphemous writing against Our Lord and Savior, no worries, Obamassiah will cast the demons out of me if he wins the election, and I won't have to think for myself ever again.  Blessed be His Name, Amen.

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