October 31, 2008

Obama's Campaign is Full of Shit

Just read this at the King of All Blogs:

Barack Obama refuses to release the names of the 2 million-plus people who have given his campaign less than $200. According to campaign officials, it would be too difficult and time-consuming to extract this information from its database.

Bullshit.

Any person with any experience using databases* (particularly the types of databases generally used to store credit card/billing information) knows that it would be trivially easy to process this data. 

We're talking a day tops.  More like it would be a matter of minutes.  The truth is that the Obama campaign has already looked at the data that would result from such a query and have found that it demonstrates massive fraud.  That's why they won't release it.

Yet another glimpse of the future under the Messiah's future Kingdom on Earth.

* - I forgot to mention.  I'm one of those people.  I have a lot of experience with almost every kind of database on the market and almost any kind of data you could put in one and I know for a fact that this is just a huge, steaming pile of bullshit. 

If they don't have the manpower in their 500,000,000 dollar fucking budget, they should give me a call.  I'll do it for free on my fucking lunch break.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at 09:33 AM | Comments (5) | Add Comment
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Posted by: Sockless Joe at October 31, 2008 09:37 AM (UazZY)

2 Hell, I hate databases with a blind passion and *I* could figure out how to pull that data out in 45 minutes.  That's including 15 minutes of texting the bff to bitch about how much I hate sql.  

Posted by: alexthechick at October 31, 2008 10:35 AM (SHHaV)

3 Had exactly the same thoughts.  Hell - you could pull that stuff with a 3 year old laptop and MS Access.  You would not even have to use any of the anointed one's unimpeachable knowledge or light energy.

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