July 01, 2008

New miracle cure: Dick Cheney's Man-boobs!

Columbia University professor and Tibetan monk Robert Thurman:

What do you think about when you meditate? Usually, some form of trying to excavate any kind of negative thing cycling in the mind and turn it toward the positive. For example, when I am annoyed with Dick Cheney, I meditate on how Dick Cheney was my mother in a previous life and nursed me at his breast.

You mean you fantasize about being breast-fed by Dick Cheney? It’s a fantasy of releasing fear and developing affection. It’s a way of coming back to feeling grateful toward him and seeing his positive side, finding the mother in Dick Cheney.

I wonder how many lonely nights he spends meditating away his anger at Jenna Jameson.


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