July 01, 2008

New miracle cure: Dick Cheney's Man-boobs!

Columbia University professor and Tibetan monk Robert Thurman:

What do you think about when you meditate? Usually, some form of trying to excavate any kind of negative thing cycling in the mind and turn it toward the positive. For example, when I am annoyed with Dick Cheney, I meditate on how Dick Cheney was my mother in a previous life and nursed me at his breast.

You mean you fantasize about being breast-fed by Dick Cheney? It’s a fantasy of releasing fear and developing affection. It’s a way of coming back to feeling grateful toward him and seeing his positive side, finding the mother in Dick Cheney.

I wonder how many lonely nights he spends meditating away his anger at Jenna Jameson.

(h/t)

***Thanks for the link, Allahpundit!  Everyone make sure to take a look around doubleplusundead to see what doubleplusundead, your's truly, and the rest of the co-bloggers have been up to!

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1 There's another great Q&A in the nyt article:

As a Buddhist, how do you reconcile your pacifism with the roles your daughter Uma has played in films like Quentin Tarantino’s bloody “Kill Bill”?
Quentin is kind of obsessed, he’s a wild guy. But he is very brilliant. We trust that his motive is to show people the foolishness of violence rather than to glorify it. I hope that’s true.

Somehow I doubt that's Tarantino's motive...

Posted by: Alice H at July 01, 2008 02:11 PM (jRtPb)

2 "I wonder how many lonely nights he spends meditating away his anger at Jenna Jameson."

Probably not enough.

Posted by: eddiebear at July 01, 2008 06:04 PM (nbu/0)

3

Interesting, because Cheney said when he meditates, he imagines Thurman nursing on another part of his anatomy.

Posted by: WhatTheHell? at July 01, 2008 09:49 PM (9XrHe)

4 Probably not enough.

Posted by: eddiebear at July 01, 2008 06:04 PM (nbu/0)

 

Heh.

Posted by: Jaibones at July 01, 2008 10:22 PM (8DbK4)

5 Funny when i meditate i think about Barack Obama in drag singing Rap music

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6 BadCandy, It seems every time I stop by you've rearranged the furniture, I guess I'll have to drop by more often.

Posted by: abinitioadinfinitum at July 01, 2008 11:55 PM (12oOp)

7 Yeah, lotta changes, and I'm just doubleplusundead now, but yeah, new look, and a lot of new co-bloggers, I've got I believe seven co-bloggers total.

Posted by: doubleplusundead at July 02, 2008 12:03 AM (fYRgj)

8 Interesting, because Cheney said when he meditates, he imagines Thurman nursing on another part of his anatomy.

Mmmm. Uma.

Posted by: Rose E. O'Maher at July 02, 2008 12:04 AM (u3Lta)

9 Lets see, got Moron Pundit, Vintage, Sean, bmac, Cuffy, plebian and eddiebear and myself.  So, seven new co-bloggers, plus the Moronosphere Network, which is a group of about 70-80 bloggers.


Posted by: doubleplusundead at July 02, 2008 12:06 AM (fYRgj)

10 Oh, and I'm a guest blogger at Conservative Grapevine for the week while Hawkins is out on vacation.

Posted by: doubleplusundead at July 02, 2008 12:07 AM (fYRgj)

11 >>Interesting, because Cheney said when he meditates, he imagines Thurman nursing on another part of his anatomy.

Papa Thurman or daughter Thurman?

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