July 16, 2008

Moron Pundit Just War Theory

Just War. That's it.

Instead of explaining my theory, I'll show it to you by describing what I would have done when confonted with this situation.

Samir Kantar, one of Lebanon's most notorious militants, has been freed by Israel as part of a controversial prisoner swap which saw the dead bodies of two kidnapped soldiers returned to the Jewish State this morning.

Kantar and four other Islamists crossed into Lebanon at around 5.30pm local time, hours after Hezbollah handed back two black coffins containing the remains of Ehud Goldwasser and Eldad Regev, both Israeli reservists.

The soldiers' kidnapping at the hands of Hezbollah, in summer 2006, led to the second Lebanon War, which lasted a month and left 1,200 people dead. They will be buried on Thursday.

Kantar, meanwhile, had been held in an Israeli prison for almost 30 years for the 1979 murder of a father and his daughter, which has become etched onto the Israeli public consciousness.

In the first place, I would have never stopped hurting the people involved until I got my soldiers back alive.  I won't go into details because what I just wrote makes me look like a heartless monster.  Let's just say I don't believe, once a reasonable condition is established, anything is off the table.  Unresonable opponents deserve unreasonable(and in this case, terrifying) responses.

Now, they've given back 5 subhuman monsters including a man who by merely being alive proves the utter moral superiority of the Israelis.  They should have tortured that fucker to death. 

Know what the Moron Pundit Just War Theory demanded in this situation?  As soon as those fuckers crossed into Lebanon and we had our fallen warriors back, I'd have located that car and have every last one of the returned terrorists executed along with any person evil enough to be hanging out with them.

Then I'd drop a 2,000 lb bomb on Bashar Assad's favorite car as a warning.

Just war.  That's it.

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