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October 10, 2008

"Moron Arrested After Driving Truck Into House"

Sure, this news story is ten months old, but that sure as hell doesn't make it any less awesome:

The arresting officer said Moron failed sobriety tests. The arrest report shows Moron had a blood alcohol level of more than twice the legal limit.

Of course he'd been drinking. He's a Moron.

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