doubleplusundead

September 08, 2008

More Hollywood silliness

Rosetta got to have fun with celebrities propagandizing for Obama on HuffPo earlier, well, here's one more via STACLU, though this guy isn't as well known. Genius too, he's claiming the GOP has some great advantage and will win...wanna guess what that advantage is?

Heh.

Anyway, our actor puts together a plan,

1) We give definitive clear speeches like Biden and Obama gave the other day about how no one talked about any issues at the Republican Convention and how they outright lied. But we do them over and over again. 2) We use the one place where it's still a 50-50 game -- the internet -- as much as we can. 3) But most importantly we should bring up re-regulating the media and who owns it and what that conflict of interest is a lot more.

Of course, state-controlled media! Nothing fascist about state-controlled media!

Moar genius,

Obama and Biden should also create a "master sound bite sentence" and repeat it hundreds of times. It should be so true that even the corporations can't screw with it when it makes the airwaves. Here's my attempt: "Katrina, four dollar gas, a trillion dollar war, rising unemployment, deregulated housing market, global warming...no more."

Or, as it will later become known, the "Master Bite." Eventually the Master Bite will just turn into, "War is Peace! Freedom is Slavery! Ignorance is strength!"

This race should be about whether the Republican Party is going to be dismantled or not after the borderline treason of the past eight years.

To the reeducation camps with you, neocon untermensch! Does this twat realize what a fascist he is?

This is it folks. If McCain takes power we fade and become Australia in the seventies: a backwoods country with occasional flashes of relevance. Except we've got a way bigger military and we're angrier. People will get hurt and we'll pay the bill for the bullets. I'm telling you, unless we wake up, we're gonna lose this frickin' thing.

Good grief, this guy is pathetic, I'm just gonna play along with his paranoia. Hey nutroots,

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Posted by: doubleplusundead at 04:47 PM | Comments (5) | Add Comment
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1 I don't know much about Australia during the Seventies, but it turned out all right, didn't it? I mean, most people I know wouldn't mind living in Australia.

Posted by: Daniel Ruwe at September 08, 2008 05:30 PM (5cc/e)

2 Shorter version of his nonsense: "Wahhhhhh, my opinions should count more than anyone elses! Mommmmmmmyyyyyyyyy!"

Posted by: Hermit Dave at September 08, 2008 05:48 PM (WhFvm)

3 I don't even know who this guy is. Which is kind of a relief, given that his "master sound bite sentence" isn't even a sentence.

I mean, I know I butcher the hell out of the English language, but I'm not purposely creating what I'm calling a sentence that's clearly not.

Posted by: Alice H at September 08, 2008 06:07 PM (jRtPb)

4 This douchenozzle has absolutely no perspective. He writes:

We're coming off the worst eight years in our country's history.

I'm sure some of us still have living grandparents who were around for both the Great Depression and WWII, and they might just have a few things to say to young Adam about that. And he might want to read up on that pesky little Civil War we had, and the Reconstruction period that followed it as well.

Whatta whiny little prick.

Posted by: Sean M. at September 08, 2008 06:55 PM (e6v7s)

5 I always wanted to be like Crocodile Dundee

Posted by: stldynamite at September 08, 2008 07:48 PM (ER55M)

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