May 16, 2009

Little things that make life worth living

Snapshots of a Twitter conversation:

Her: (paraphrased) Huntsman is teh awesomez, and his acceptance of the ambassadorship makes him a hot future candidate.

Me: And he's just like a younger John McCain.  That worked out for us great in 2008!

Her: McCain lost because of the economy, and because he was running against Obama. 

Me:  And conservatives didn't like or trust him, and he wasn't able to explain his own positions or why he held them

Her:  Well, I worked at the RNC last fall, so I know what I'm talking about.  It wasn't that at all.

Your Betters have decided why he lost, now you rubes need to shut up. 

Okay, hun.

Posted by: It's Vintage, Duh at 04:45 PM | Comments (8) | Add Comment
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1 It wasn't that at ALL, Duh, it is the fact that last fall, FUCKTARDS worked at the RNC.

Posted by: Two Dogs at May 16, 2009 05:38 PM (9hMaM)

2 Of course it wasn't sweetheart.  Now you just sit there and be pretty because fuck knows you can't actually fucking analyze anything.

Posted by: alexthechick at May 16, 2009 05:49 PM (iss9x)

3 My favorite part was when she insinuated I didn't know how to win elections. 

The irony.

Posted by: It's Vintage, Duh at May 16, 2009 05:57 PM (/FiKn)

4 The irony.

It would be funny, but, well, you know.

Posted by: Sean M. at May 16, 2009 06:23 PM (rLWHv)

5 All of those things are true and had an impact.  We had a dud candidate with no base and negative charisma who couldn't explain his positions running against a nuclear-winter economy and an "historical" opponent who is so accomplished a liar he makes Bill Clinton blush.

If I had to change either our candidate or the economy... I dunno, that's a close call.  I mean, McCain was horrible and all, but the stock market was making a series of three-standard-deviation moves a couple times a week.  There was legitimate concern that ATMs would stop working.

The irony of Our Betters is certainly not lost on me.  I'm seeing a lot of people with the name "Santorum" on their resumes getting high-up gigs.  What an unholy clusterfsck that campaign was! 

There's this chick (who I will not name in public) who worked for PAGOP in 2006 (primarily on the Santorum effort) who was the most incompetent political operative I've ever met in my life.  On top of that, she was ugly and dressed inappropriately.  So unless she gave super-terrific blowjobs I can't see how she ever got hired.  She's now in DC yucking it up at relatively high profile places. 

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, I can't even land an interview to save my life.

Posted by: Sockless Joe at May 16, 2009 08:44 PM (8JMx6)

6 Just tracked down your twitter convo.  That chick was about two retarded tweets away from going into the black hole of being "followed" but not showing up on any tweetdeck lists.  I'd say we're well past that now.

Posted by: Sockless Joe at May 16, 2009 08:57 PM (8JMx6)

7 Well, in a nutshell I want to say to "her" F-U. (but I mean that in a nice way)

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