1 This is my favorite.  It's a cool looking fish.

http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/scitech/2009/11/23/deep-sea-oddiites-census-marine-life?slide=21

2 I hate you in advance.  

3 It looks more like a twig than a spiderlike object down where it's down where it's wetter, take it from me.

4 Hmm, copy/paste fail.  I suck

5 I bet it's DELICIOUS!

6 alex doesn't like stuff like this? 

I can totaly see me doing this.

and I'd like to see anyone, even eddie in this, hell, even MCPO, might look good in that. "MILF" might have a new meaning.

I've heard about these.  I think they are fashionable in some places.

I don't know if it's a true story, but one of my friends told me this story.  This is the guy who took part in the "O'Grady rescue."  so his badass bona fide's are established.

One day he comes home from work, after he latted into a tech MOS, and his wife (an EXCELLENT COOK! and also, at the time, President of Navy Assistence Service counseling, or something like that, she taught people how to get the assistence that they deserve, and even if she was neither of those, she was an all around great chick.) was freaked out about a scorpion in his garage.

In the Desert, especially young guys, kinda play a game with scorpions, you know how to pick them up, and even the most deadly scorpion isn't likely to kill a healthy young man, so we tested it a bunch of times.

Anyway, he kinda scoffed off when his wife said that there was a scorpion in the garage.  He said he SWEARS it's a vinagaroon, (remember this is someone who fired when fired upon, so not a pussy).  Anyways here's the story as he told it.

He goes out to the garage, sauntering like his wife is just being a paranoid woman wielding a broom.  He see's "the biggest effing scorpion I ever seen in my life!!!!"  that's why he thinks it's a "vinagaroon."  He tried to just sweep the insect out of the garage, (it's something I noticed, I don't remember any of us going out of our way to kill anything, if we can just get rid of it, that is what we will do.  Might have to do with the human aversion to our job, even if we never HAD to kill, we know that one day we might, and wanted to put it off as long as possible, even with insects.)

So buddy goes to sweep this big ass scorpion out of his garage so his wife isn't freaking out, and "That son of a bitch jumped on the broom, and started to climb up the handle!!!!  And not just that, the little fucker chased me.  I SWEAR TO GOD it chased me, I got on a step stool."

He then jumped, and turned on the air compressor and closed the door between the house and garage.  His wife is making fun of him will borderline frantic.  and he said his voice was higher than hers "I've got this honey, it's all taken care of!"

He walks out the front door, and enters the garage from the entrance, aparently to flak the insect, and he SWEARS the insect started chasing him again, and he grabbed the hose of his aircompressor, and chased the insec out of the garage by pushing it out using compressed air, and then closed the garage door.

"I was such a man for doing that, even though I could have stepped on the damn thing at any time, but instead it's like I was in war.  I mean, They are AGGRESSIVE!  they don't run, they don't scurry, that little son of a bitch came AT ME!."

I likely would have done the same, only If I were married, it would be to a short tough broad from australia and she would never have called me in the first place, and would never have let me live down that story.

Then again TERRY! you don't live it down either.

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