December 13, 2009
Jesse Ventura is a giant rectal polyp
I struggle to find the correct words to describe how little respect I have for this man.
This evening through no fault of my own I was exposed to two episodes of his new show Conspiracy Theory. Oh my god what a heaping pile of feces thsi show is.
Let me give you a very quick example of the level of scientific rigor that is employed by Ventura and his team.
First watch this video.
That was an example of the Weber Rinne test. It is used to screen for sensironeural hearing loss or conductive hearing loss. Specifically it is used to test the 8th Cranial Nerve.
Now watch this bit from Ventura's show (starts at about 8 minutes in)
Notice how the Doctor says the sound goes directly to the patients brain. Let me clue you in dumbass - That's what cranial nerves do.
Essentially Ventura was overwhelmed by a pair of bone conduction speakers or hearing aids. If I had known mind control was as simple as playing music through someones mandible I would have done it a long time ago.
The show is filled with crap like this. This was just the easiest thing to disprove at 2130 on a Saturday night.
This evening through no fault of my own I was exposed to two episodes of his new show Conspiracy Theory. Oh my god what a heaping pile of feces thsi show is.
Let me give you a very quick example of the level of scientific rigor that is employed by Ventura and his team.
First watch this video.
That was an example of the Weber Rinne test. It is used to screen for sensironeural hearing loss or conductive hearing loss. Specifically it is used to test the 8th Cranial Nerve.
Now watch this bit from Ventura's show (starts at about 8 minutes in)
Notice how the Doctor says the sound goes directly to the patients brain. Let me clue you in dumbass - That's what cranial nerves do.
Essentially Ventura was overwhelmed by a pair of bone conduction speakers or hearing aids. If I had known mind control was as simple as playing music through someones mandible I would have done it a long time ago.
The show is filled with crap like this. This was just the easiest thing to disprove at 2130 on a Saturday night.
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Aaaah, my state. Elevating complete morons to the national stage since 1984.
Posted by: Jeff M at December 13, 2009 12:48 AM (8P3+x)
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So, he apparently heads up to this classified research facility, and they turn him away. His conclusion?
"An operation that's run by the Navy doesn't shut out a former Navy SEAL unless they have something to hide."
Now, I've never been in the military, much less any of the military's elite branches, but I'm pretty sure real life doesn't work like this...
Former Navy SEAL: "Hello, my camera crew and I would like to have a look around inside the place if you don't mind."
Guard: "Sorry, but you don't have authorization to enter."
Former Navy SEAL: "But I'm a former Navy SEAL."
Guard: "Well, why didn't you say so? Come on in! And make sure to take lots and lots of footage."
Former Navy SEAL: "Gosh, thanks!"
FIN
"An operation that's run by the Navy doesn't shut out a former Navy SEAL unless they have something to hide."
Now, I've never been in the military, much less any of the military's elite branches, but I'm pretty sure real life doesn't work like this...
Former Navy SEAL: "Hello, my camera crew and I would like to have a look around inside the place if you don't mind."
Guard: "Sorry, but you don't have authorization to enter."
Former Navy SEAL: "But I'm a former Navy SEAL."
Guard: "Well, why didn't you say so? Come on in! And make sure to take lots and lots of footage."
Former Navy SEAL: "Gosh, thanks!"
FIN
Posted by: Sean M. at December 13, 2009 06:52 AM (rLWHv)
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Jesse Not The Brain Ventura, was NOT a Seal, he was UDT, before the Navy merged them with the Seals. Thats not to denigrate UDT members, but they were not Seals, at the time Ventura was in.
Posted by: mrfixit at December 13, 2009 08:02 AM (V89AT)
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and, he's always been a first class douche. far outclassed by the likes of Jake "The Snake" Roberts, Jimmy "Superfly" Stukka, and "Gorilla" Monsoon.
Posted by: mrfixit at December 13, 2009 08:06 AM (V89AT)
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love the part where he's sitting there, fingers in his ears, looking like a complete moron (not a good AOSHQ moron, the other kind).
when they say "invade Jessie's brain", I think that's like taking over unguarded territory...
when they say "invade Jessie's brain", I think that's like taking over unguarded territory...
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