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September 30, 2008

In a world where conservaties are at each other's throats

I think we can all agree on a few things:

Watching RDJ play Tony Stark and blow up tanks and actually, you know, kill people, is what's good in life. As is Gwyneth with those freckles and those shoes.

Come on, fellow morons, let's stop attacking each other and focus on the important things in life. Bail out schmail out, I wanna watch a lot of stuff blow up a really lot.

What. I never said I was going to contribute anything intelligent or relevant.

Posted by: alexthechick at 06:32 PM | Comments (9) | Add Comment
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I wanna watch a lot of stuff blow up a really lot.

Me too. Watching Lehman explode was pretty damn entertaining.

Posted by: Hermit Dave at September 30, 2008 06:35 PM (WhFvm)

2 I for one was shocked, shocked, that Gwyneth was hot in that movie. I mean, where the hell did that come from? Where the hell was that chick for the last 10 years.

And when is she going to start doing lesbian anal porn?

Posted by: XBradTC at September 30, 2008 06:48 PM (rvIYJ)

3 What, no shoes that say, "I'm here to blow shit up"?

This isn't the bi-girl who does anal that I thought I knew.

Posted by: Blarg the Destroyer at September 30, 2008 06:53 PM (PcJ/l)

4 so when it comes to Gwyneth with those freckles and those shoes.
I'm not the only one?

Posted by: Barry in CO, Typical White Person™ at September 30, 2008 08:53 PM (KOkrW)

5 Was this, perhaps brought on by the special two-disc edition that was just released? Mine hasn't arrived yet.

You can get it, and the special edition of Forgetting Sarah Marshall (which I think is the funniest romantic comedy I've seen in a long time) together for 43 bucks.

Many years ago, a lesbian friend of mine who was heavily into BDSM told me she picked her therapist based on the shoes that she wore. I met her therapist once, and sure enough, she was a little tiny thing that wore four-inch shiny black leather stiletto heels. I'm starting to think alex would have liked her. Or maybe alex IS her.

Posted by: Alice H at September 30, 2008 09:53 PM (jRtPb)

6 Was this, perhaps brought on by the special two-disc edition that was just released?

Maybe just a tiny bit. I got the one at Best Buy that comes with the head. It's pretty fab. I'm going to have to screencap Gwyneth's shoes for a Very Special Post.

I haven't seen FSM yet, I have a bit of an embarrassment squick so I am afraid I'll have to watch it between my fingers like I do with 40 Year Old Virgin. Which is hilarious but I can only watch 15 minutes at a time.

I'm starting to think alex would have liked her. Or maybe alex IS her.

I'll never tell.

Posted by: alexthechick at September 30, 2008 10:01 PM (pldpJ)

7 so...clowns, spiders, gay cowboys, and embarrassment. I'm taking notes.

Posted by: Alice H at September 30, 2008 10:05 PM (jRtPb)

8 Watched it tonight. Stuff got blowed up real good.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at September 30, 2008 11:05 PM (eiOZw)

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