June 27, 2008

Idiots Close School After Ninja Sighting

Just in case you were wondering just how retarded school administrators are:

It's the case of the nonexistent ninja. Public schools in Barnegat were locked down briefly after someone reported seeing a ninja running through the woods behind an elementary school.

Turns out the ninja was actually a camp counselor dressed in black karate garb and carrying a plastic sword.

Idiots. Everyone should have known immediately that it wasn't a real ninja because he was spotted in the woods.

You can't see ninjas, duh!

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