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January 07, 2008

How 'bout Washing That Down With a Nice Cold Chelada?

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What is a chelada you ask? Its a new Budweiser product, so its not like I'd be drinking this nasty swill anyway, but still, if I was to set about thinking of the precious few ways I could make Budweiser even crappier, this concoction certainly would qualify.

Chelada is a mixture of Budweiser's patented pisswater and Clamato, which is, for those unfamiliar, a mixture of tomato juice and clam juice.

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Cheers!

I imagine with the first sip of this crap you'd make a similar facial expression as McCain's making here,

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Posted by: doubleplusundead at 02:33 PM | Comments (62) | Add Comment
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I understand that the combination is very popular with People Who Do The Jobs Americans Just Won't Do Any More.

Posted by: Enas Yorl at January 07, 2008 02:47 PM (4Au3T)

2 If that's true, I don't want em here. That bad a taste in booze should be a disqualifier in itself.

Posted by: doubleplusundead at January 07, 2008 02:54 PM (P17op)

3 I've tried it (and no, I'm not Hispanic), and it tastes pretty much like you'd assume. Not bad.

And by not bad, I mean "like the caustic hot urine of Satan himself."

Posted by: Jersey Jim at January 07, 2008 02:55 PM (k/9B1)

4 Even if you were Hispanic, you think its nasty, so you're off the hook.

Posted by: doubleplusundead at January 07, 2008 02:59 PM (P17op)

Bad Candy,

did you see Hillary's new perfume?

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Posted by: abinitioadinfinitum at January 07, 2008 03:22 PM (dfPfS)

I did a search to see if it was for real, Bud's site is a buggy, freeze your computer nightmare, and found this:

http://www.ratebeer.com/Brewers/Beer/Beer-Reviews-74833.htm

Check out the first rating and comment.

...snip...How anyone could ever suffer through a whole can of this is WAAAAY beyond me. ...snip...

And that's the nice part. He doesn't mention Satan's piss though, I guess it's because the bud is too watery to simulate actual piss.

Posted by: Veeshir at January 07, 2008 03:28 PM (zXUuJ)

7 No, but I'll look and see what I think of Hill's perfume...what? Is it sulfur scented?

Posted by: doubleplusundead at January 07, 2008 03:30 PM (P17op)

Sorry, post instead of preview.

Read all the comments at that site, one guy liked it, another guy seemed to think cicadas were better. And the comment of the day:

I really thought clamato was an STD.

Posted by: Veeshir at January 07, 2008 03:30 PM (zXUuJ)

9 Veeshir, Ha! That's funny!

Posted by: doubleplusundead at January 07, 2008 03:32 PM (P17op)

10 I've tried it and it's delicious. It'd be better with better quality beer, but it's delicious. Frankly, too many honkies such as myself are afraid of drinks and foods that they would have considered gross when they were bratty little children.

Ever had an admiral's bloody mary? gin instead of vodka, clamato in the mix, all the worchestershire and horse radishy goodness, a little anchovy paste for good measure, and a pickled egg to go with the celery stick. Real men love brine!

Posted by: Max at January 07, 2008 04:08 PM (3Vb1l)

11 Well I have it before in Mexico. It was with clamato juice. And I remember it being good, course I might have been in an altered state at the time so I'm not sure.

Posted by: pajama momma at January 07, 2008 04:11 PM (f3xJa)

that was have had it..................dangit

Posted by: pajama momma at January 07, 2008 04:11 PM (f3xJa)

13 Are you in an altered state now, pjmomma?

Posted by: doubleplusundead at January 07, 2008 04:16 PM (P17op)

14 A Red Beer, Tomato juice and lager beer with a shot of vodka, is actually very good and the TJ seems to prevent hangovers. Clamato? I dunno but am willing to try most anything. However, me thinks it will be some home-mixed concoction and not the Bud brand...

And don't forget to rim the glass with Old Bay... Mmmmmmm.

Posted by: Swinehound at January 07, 2008 05:05 PM (KKyYO)

15 Yeah, It tastes like coors

Posted by: GoodBeer at January 07, 2008 05:22 PM (d0YEi)

16 It would be OK with real beer.

Posted by: Alan at January 07, 2008 05:27 PM (vuVDm)

17 Why yes I am thank you very much. It's called zero caffeine, zero sugar, zero bad carb kinda day and this kind of altered state makes me wanna go postal.

Posted by: pajama momma at January 07, 2008 05:34 PM (f3xJa)

18 HAHAHAHA!

Posted by: doubleplusundead at January 07, 2008 05:48 PM (P17op)

19 PJmomma, Would now be a bad time to remind you of that cruel picture you showed me of the huge Reese's peanut butter cup last fall?

Posted by: Conservative Belle at January 07, 2008 10:43 PM (/v6Id)

20 CB, no, now would not be a bad time at all. And I think she likes Heshey's cheesecake kisses, too

Posted by: PattyAnn at January 07, 2008 11:12 PM (vHK44)

PA! QUIET! wicked woman.

Yes Belle, this would be a really bad time! Oh I wish I hadn't been reminded of that chocolatey peanut buttery morsel of goodness straight from heaven and kissed by the angels themselves.

YOU ALL SUCK!

Posted by: pajama momma at January 08, 2008 11:06 AM (f3xJa)

22 Actually chelada does not mean "a mixture of Budweiser's patented pisswater and Clamato", rather it is a light lager in a salt-rimmed glass with a squeeze of lime. This just happens to be chelada with clamato in it... and there is no vodka in a traditional red beer.

Posted by: Rose at January 21, 2008 12:45 PM (ENsHZ)

23 All I need to know is that Budweiser's version of chelada sounds nasty as hell.

Posted by: doubleplusundead at January 21, 2008 01:15 PM (68v+0)

24 It doesn't sound like it would be good, but it is.. It's really good. It tastes like a semi-spicy Bloody Mary. doubleplusundead....you need to broaden your horizons. Eventually, you will need to look beyond the toys in your happy meal.

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25 I'm all about broadening my horizons, but I have my limits, crappy Budweiser and Clamato just sounds vile. Any beer I'd drink would be good enough that any additional ingredients would ruin it anyway.

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