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December 20, 2009

Hey Political Elitists

Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you up your self important asses with a Heretic's Fork strapped to the end of an STD infected elephant's dick. Fuck you for ignoring the American people's collective voice in opposition to Obamacare. Fuck you for abandoning principles and printing money we don't have in order to secure more pork for your states. Fuck you for crippling medical innovation and research, all while reducing care for those who need it the most. Fuck you with the new tax code for what you want to make us pay for this in taxes. And fuck you in general for this flotsam and jetsam from the fuselage from the flying fuckplane of FAIL.

I know many of you flounder fondlers and fuckflappers have stated that you would rather lose your seats than see Obamacare not pass. I know many of you would rather win a Profile in Courage award or a mention in a history book than stop this ruinous legislation. And I know that many of you feel that you know better than us, and that we are just some uneducated rubes who will just accept whatever you force upon us.

Well, you know what? Do it! I fucking dare you. I fucking dare you to run in 2010 on this. Go ahead and hit the campaign trail next year in defense of this bill . Hit the trail saying this bill and cap & trade are for our own good, and that we should be thankful to you. Go ahead and try whatever tactics you will try. Go ahead, because you will fail. You will get defeated and sent to those lobbying jobs promised to you. And you will be in the minority as we try to undo the damage you fucking fuckity fucks of fuck forced jail house style upon this country.

So fuck off, political ruling class. Fuck off with the mop Obama wants us to grab.

****UPDATE**** Not that it'll matter to anybody but us, but Nelson will have violated his no tax pledge by supporting this bill.

Posted by: eddiebear at 01:25 AM | Comments (16) | Add Comment
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1 Fuck 'em.

Posted by: mesablue at December 20, 2009 01:31 AM (vAnE9)

I'm afraid if they pass this thing that we won't be able to stop it, even if we take the Congress back in 2010. Really, truly scared. I was looking over the tax link, and saw the extra tax on companies that have a waiting period for enrolling in company-provided health insurance. Even if a company only had 100 employees, they would have to pay $40,000 because they dared to make the employees wait out a grace period to ensure that they would keep their damn job or even work out as an employee. And that's assuming no turnover, which is a silly assumption. Even if a company is maintaining pretty good turnover - let's say, less than 20% - that still means that the company is paying an additional $8,000 a year in unnecessary taxes. All because they have a grace period that is probably related to a new-hire probationary period that most companies maintain.

I could go on about some of the other things (limiting FSAs and not letting you use your FSAs to buy OTC medications? with my allergies, I love that I can buy as much Cortizone as I need without paying taxes because of my FSA!), but, well, I'm just preaching to the choir.

Fuck. Every. Single. Person. Who. Votes. For. This. Shit. Fuck'em sideways with a rusty chainsaw, and, then, for shits and giggles, skull fuck'em with a 14" steel dildo.

Posted by: Ember at December 20, 2009 01:43 AM (LdRAG)

"Fuck. Every. Single. Person. Who. Votes. For. This. Shit. Fuck'em sideways with a rusty chainsaw, and, then, for shits and giggles, skull fuck'em with a 14" steel dildo."

I can't think of enough ways to tell you how sweet you are.

Posted by: redclay at December 20, 2009 01:56 AM (o1jFU)

4 I'm rather proud of that. I was channeling Eddie, apparently.

Posted by: Ember at December 20, 2009 02:01 AM (LdRAG)

5 Well, don't change the channel just yet.

Posted by: redclay at December 20, 2009 02:18 AM (o1jFU)

Was in a bar the other night. A couple beers past breaking the Eleventh Commandment. (11. Thou shalt not debate politics or religion with the other drunks.) Somehow ended up talking to the guy sitting next to me. Always a mistake. (Stick to talking to the bartendress. Pretty and funny and in charge of the booze.)

Somehow ended up debating whether adding millions to the health care rolls would save money. (Yeah, yeah. I know. That's a small hill to take. Like argueing against child abuse. You would think you'd have trouble getting somebody to take the other side. You'd be wrong.) After awhile I got tired of picking on the retarded kid, and got up to leave. He got up too, pretty agitated at this point, and started jabbing his finger in my direction.

"You!....You!....You!You!..." I sat back down. I wanted to watch this idea form in head. Or at least find out what he was spelling.

You. You. You........YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF!

Geeze. Like I need your permission.

Posted by: redclay at December 20, 2009 02:42 AM (o1jFU)

7 Let's not give in to despair too soon, foax. In a perverse twist, the "progressives" in the House may just save us. They're not gonna want to just adopt the Senate version of the bill, especially since it doesn't have the "public option" or Medicare buy-in. And they'll do their best to get coverage for illegal aliens and federal funding for abortions stuffed back into the final bill.

The GOP "civil war" that the MSM has been talking about since Nov. 2008 is gonna look like a pillow fight compared to what the Dems are facing. And we aren't even talking about Cap and Tax yet.

Posted by: Sean M. at December 20, 2009 08:36 AM (rLWHv)

8 I still want to know the Constitutional authority for making an individual buy something. No. Really. I do.

Posted by: alexthechick at December 20, 2009 09:16 AM (bQ5xy)

9 Oh, and look across the pond to see how socialized medicine sucks balls and rations care.

Posted by: eddiebear at December 20, 2009 11:11 AM (vrvMS)

10 Agree. Fuck them. And I mean fuck them.

Posted by: Enoch_Root at December 20, 2009 12:07 PM (loA2g)

11 Are you serious? Are you serious?

Posted by: redclay at December 20, 2009 04:39 PM (o1jFU)

12 My relatives in NE are PIIIIIIISSSSSSSED! Sure hope Nelson has that Washington DC lobbying job locked up. Also, hope he has a Merry Christmas in Omaha! Bet we see a protest or two there. (too late, Nice Deb has been covering one already)

Posted by: Jay in Ames at December 20, 2009 09:43 PM (LJaVO)

13 Given that we just got rid of the wool & mohair subsidy a few years ago ... put in place after WWI (I believe ... maybe WWII) so that we'd have plenty of wool (and, obviously, mohair) to make military uniforms out of ... even though they haven't been made of said fibers in fucking decades ... I don't have much hope we'll be able to roll any of this shit back.

Posted by: Andy at December 20, 2009 10:08 PM (f1o8E)

14 Hey, it only took a hundred years to get rid of the tax on phones that was to cover some of the expenses of the Spanish/American War.

Posted by: Veeshir at December 20, 2009 10:25 PM (rlR2O)

They are just a bunch of fucking whores.

EPIC FUCKING FAIL ASSHOLES.

Cannot wait until we can vote your motherfucking lying asses out of Congress. You may have other jobs, but you will NEVER FUCKING AGAIN be a sitting Senator.

SUCK IT and OWN IT DEMS...SUCK IT AND OWN IT...we are pissed!!!!

Posted by: Charlotte at December 21, 2009 10:05 AM (iXIlj)

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