November 30, 2009

Hey 52%: How's FAIL Taste?

As polling gets worse and worse for those smug assholes who bragged about being part of the 52% that elected Barack Obama (link goes to a twitter page of a guy who links KOS), as people are starting to view private health care more positively, as more and more of the world mocks the guy, and even the Leg Tingler is starting to get tough on him, I have a message for the O-bots:
HA-HA-Fucking-HA-HA!

Fuck you, you fucking fucking bags of fucking FAIL mixed with assholia. Fuck you with a cinquedea that is soaked in the henipaviruses and has been laying at the bottom of Lake FAIL for five fucking centuries. Fuck you for pushing this empty suit upon the rest of us, and fuck you for shilling for this fool. Fuck you for what he has done, and still can do to this country. And just fuck you in general, because I fucking hate hippies.

How the fuck does it fucking feel now, 52%ers? How the fuck do you feel, knowing that the man who was the Ultimate Projection of your hopes, dreams, and fantasies is failing so badly, no matter what happens with Obamacare, Crap & Trade, or international idiocy, he, your party, and your ideologies are set to suffer massive setbacks next year? How the fuck do you feel, seeing your once in a generation opportunity to fuck our country up the ass with the rubber glove of socialism come down to this bitter and tight of a fight, even with the majorities you enjoy? It sucks, doesn't it?

Oh, and don't fucking expect any sympathy from me. You Dukes of Dickbaggery did this to yourselves. You put this inexperienced smooth talker with some very shady associates in front of us, used a willing media, and sold him to enough people to get him elected. You sold this "clean, articulate" African American to the masses, and he has done nothing but fuck them through their eyesockets with his socialism and incompetence since then. And now that the masses are starting to see what Obama is all about, the collapse and schadenfreude are as tasty as my mom's pumpkin pie. You had your chance, and now that it is slipping away from you, and the crowd supporting your hero is dwindling, you don't know what to do, other than pout and cry.

But I know what to do. I will fucking laugh my ass off at you. I will vote to throw your party out of power. And I will remind you that you could have nominated somebody who at least had a clue. Somebody who wouldn't have made Jimmy Carter or the Republicans look like a wise choice and a political juggernaut. Somebody who had some political skills extending beyond the Chicago Way. And I will remind you that you didn't do that. I will remind you that you wanted to win so bad that you were willing to elevate the Ultimate Projection of your wishes, desires and payback for the "sins" of our past. You got your wish, and he has failed. He has failed so gloriously, he may make the Republicans the majority party again. And that must burn you.

So, 52%, you want a redo? Well, you aren't going to fucking get it. Better get ready for what is in store for you, and it will be as pretty as a Rosie O'Donnell-Margaret Cho "home video".

Oh well. Fuck you 52%. You deserve nothing but scorn. Now get the fuck out of here, and let us 48%ers get busy saving the country.


Posted by: eddiebear at 12:37 AM | Comments (19) | Add Comment
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1

Better get ready for what is in store for you, and it will be as pretty as a Rosie O'Donnell-Margaret Cho "home video".

Eeeew.  I didn't need that mental image!!!

Other than burning that into my brain, though, well done.

Posted by: Ember at November 30, 2009 12:38 AM (LdRAG)

2 Gee, who could have possibly forseen that an empty suit with a head full of shitty Alinskyite socialist ideas and a bunch of shady friends and advisers would turn out to be such a colossal fuckup?

Oh, right.  Us.

Suck it.  Suck it dry.

Posted by: Sean M. at November 30, 2009 01:22 AM (rLWHv)

3

...but ...but ...but ...that's not the way it was supposed to be dammit.

...only in your fevered imaginations, muggles: when you live in a secular based religion, reality can barely - and only rarely - break in.

You broke it. You own it. Not get out of our fucking way, so we can fix it.

...and then do us all a favour, quit reproducing, and die.

Posted by: davis,br at November 30, 2009 02:00 AM (uCShA)

4 Because I'm a narcissist (and because I was right) I will relink this post from a little more than a year ago.

How's my ass taste, Obots?

Posted by: Sean M. at November 30, 2009 02:21 AM (rLWHv)

5 Suck it. Suck it dry. Shouldn't you link this when you say that?

Posted by: Carin at November 30, 2009 08:21 AM (pYXRq)

6 I am so afraid to click that link, Carin.

Posted by: Alice H at November 30, 2009 09:05 AM (qJHYy)

7

...I will relink this post from a little more than a year ago

10 for 10.

Posted by: davis,br at November 30, 2009 10:56 AM (uCShA)

8 Your post lends itself VERY MUCH to be read out loud with FEELING!!!

HELLO???  Dims...we are coming for you. 

I love your blog.  Keep up the good work. 

Your creative profanity is beyond comparison.  Thank you so much for a great laugh....needed it!


Posted by: Charlotte at November 30, 2009 06:20 PM (SnWgd)

9 Your post lends itself VERY MUCH to be read out loud with FEELING!!!

Now that would be a podcast. I might even watch it.

Posted by: Veeshir at November 30, 2009 07:59 PM (0LZrd)

10 Eddie is so much fun when he's pissed off.

Watch that potty mouth around your daughter, Mr. Bear!

Posted by: Michael at November 30, 2009 10:37 PM (JtKsy)

11 I wait until she is asleep or in another room. 

Posted by: eddiebear at November 30, 2009 11:43 PM (l5q2M)

12 I find your website fascinating, in a sick way, not unlike the image that you created of Michelle Obama.  Narrow-minded and mean-spirited views like yours, not to mention this site, have the right to be posted on the internet thanks to the 1st Amendment.  But there is this thing called karma, and God doesn't like ugly.  I feel sorry for you.

Posted by: Jane Doe at December 02, 2009 03:18 PM (tcVNf)

13 From your perspective you think you actually have something to say, and you probably think, holed up in your bunker watching Fox News, that we Europeans are a bunch of nancy gay-boys. But Obama inherited the fuck-up that Bush made of the USA (check your national deficit if you doubt this), and if you travelled just a little you would realise that we are all relieved that there is a slimmer chance of WW3 breaking out now that someone with a shred of intelligence is in the White House. We are the ones paying for your moronic former president's warmongering and greed in the form of terrorism like you can't imagine and a financial crisis triggered by your lot. I don't like any politicians, but Bush was exceptionally fucking awful and singlehandely brought the world to hell. Actually, what I'm trying to say is - why can't people like you just FUCK OFF? You serve no useful purpose.

Posted by: dave at December 02, 2009 04:38 PM (qqlbj)

14 You know, you plot, you rant, you do evil and often you never know if your efforts are appreciated.

Thanks jane and jeff.
It's nice to see we're appreciated.
Good luck with the hate-filled lefty thing, it seems to be working for you.

Posted by: Veeshir at December 02, 2009 04:41 PM (Atu9s)

15 Sorry dave, I meant "dave and jane" obviously.
It must be my primitive mind playing tricks on me.

I wonder, did some leftist site just find this post? Did the two eloquent, totally not playing to stereotypes, compassionate leftists come from a link at Kos or Media Matters or something?
Or did LGF finally deign to notice us for the reich-wing haters we really are?

Posted by: Veeshir at December 02, 2009 04:49 PM (Atu9s)

16 well, two of the top shitheads at LGF are Iceweasel and Jimmah, both from the UK.

Posted by: eddiebear at December 02, 2009 04:58 PM (wnU1W)

17 Actually Veeshir, that's kinda funny - 'the hate-filled lefty thing' given what Jane (not known to me) and I were responding to. And as for stereotypes - dude (I assume you're a dude) it's all a mirror... Haven't you read this blog? Can you hear yourself? Don't worry,  it's not just you. Most people are assholes. Apart from Jane and me, obviously. I can only guess that either you've taken too many drugs or not enough. So hard to strike a balance. Toodle-pip! (Yes, I'm a Brit).

Posted by: dave at December 02, 2009 05:36 PM (qqlbj)

18 I'm insulted that they think we created the Michelle Obama ape pic.  I think I usually do better pshop work than that.

Posted by: Alice H at December 02, 2009 06:00 PM (qJHYy)

19 Hell, I think MP usually does better pshop work that that.

Posted by: Alice H at December 02, 2009 06:00 PM (qJHYy)

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