April 06, 2010

Here's What I Think Of Your Call For Civility

This DNC Press Release Politico Article seems to be genuinely dismayed that our congressbetters have not been treated warmly by the lumpenproletariat as they return home bearing the spoils of class warfare and gifts of Obamacare. Witness the plight of some Democrats going home to New Hampshire.

While the landmark health care reform law is driving much of the hostility, at a handful of events here in the week after its passage, voters expressed profound cynicism and suspicion not just about the legislation but about Washington, government and virtually everything that came out of their legislators’ mouths.

A man who did not want to be identified said he pulled Hodes aside at the Manchester event to ask him why he wasn’t wearing a wedding ring. The congressman told him he’s allergic to gold. His constituent remained skeptical.

“It’s a satisfactory answer, but I don’t know if it’s true,” the man said afterward, citing “all the improprieties out there” as the reason he inquired.

For her part, at back-to-back town hall meetings in Bedford and Merrimack, Shea-Porter faced consistent boos, heckles and catcalls after almost every point she rattled off in defense of her vote. 

Despite an effort to accommodate questions from the raucous crowds with a ticketed lottery system and a two-minute time limit for speakers, the congresswoman got little credit from the audience. If anything, it gave her opponents fresh ammunition.

"Why can't we ask a question?" yelled one man, objecting to a format that randomly selected numbers out of a tub of tickets to choose questioners.

"Are you a princess or a representative?" chastised one woman. 

Yet another man was miffed that he received a form letter from the representative's office in response to six specific questions he sent her by mail.

"I expect a reply. I heard a position statement that did not answer any of my questions," complained Ben Niles of Merrimack.


Oh, and Lefties, I am amused by your sudden calls for civility, now that you are in the minority. In fact, I have a response.

Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuuuucckk you. Fuck you yesterday, today, and tomorrow lotus style with the warcock of fuck soaked in a pigs in a blanket meal. Fuck your calls for civility. Fuck your calls for decency. And fuck you just because I feel like saying it.

*lights cigar*
*drinks martini*
*drinks another martini*

What the fuck did you fuckholes think would happen? What the fuckingly fuckmile of fuck did you fucking think we would think after you fucking consigned our progeny to debts, designated them to shitty service that will be impossible to surmount, and relegated the last great hope for freedom to a joke on par with Europe? That we would just go away? I have two simple words for that: Fuck and Fuck You.

What the fuck did you think we would do after a 13 month campaign of calling us every vile name in the book, for beating us up, for trying to have us silenced, for staging bogus "racist" incidents, for every shady deal, for every slander and lie, and for completely ignoring your constituents and their wishes in order to pass a bill a majority does not want? Seriously, what the fuck did you think? That we will shut up and take it like the new pledge at the start of the Spring Semester?

No, you fuckingly fucked up fucklobsters, we will not fucking go away. We will not stay silent. And we will definitely fucking vote your fucking asses out of office and out of power for this shit. We owe it to our current and  future generations to keep you away from our wallets and our bodies. We owe it to the world to keep our country strong, so that we can keep the bad guys at bay. And we fucking owe it to human nature, which is always striving and seeking something better, to keep you from fucking us up any more and limiting our potential.

So fuck you, lefties. Fuck your bogus claims and racist attacks. Fuck your ideology. Fuck your sudden concern for decency. And fuck you, in case I have not made myself clear. Go away, get fucked by a rabid goat, get the fuck away from the wheels of power, and just get lost while you are at it. We have a nation to rebuild.

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1 ditto

Posted by: Car in at April 06, 2010 05:09 AM (uQ4Oe)

2 The people in NH were more mad at Carol Shea-Porter because she would not only not answer the question, but use the person's remaining two minutes to filibuster through the answer so they couldn't ask a follow-up question.  Granite Grok has a number of videos from the different events where she used this tactic again and again.

Posted by: Scoop11 at April 06, 2010 06:10 AM (mqt6U)

3 Very well said.  The only thing I disagree with is that first I would drink a martini, then light a cigar, then drink another martini.

Posted by: marmo at April 06, 2010 06:12 AM (Tm9Vp)

4 At this point, a politician asking for civility is like a rapist asking for you not to fight back.

Posted by: Hermit Dave at April 06, 2010 07:00 AM (WhFvm)

5 Fuckin'-A brother.

They were talking about this on Howie Carr yesterday, and a bunch of Granite-staters were calling in and expounding on it. Newsflash for our congresscritters ... this is the "new normal" until we toss your asses out of office in November. Own it.

Posted by: Andy at April 06, 2010 07:07 AM (1/HE7)

6 To make this all about me, as all things should be, this is basically how I feel when people accuse me of crying for asking not be called names for being queer.  You'll insult me, accuse me of supporting pedophiles, make broad sweeping assumptions about my politics, baldly state that I'm in favor of sex on the streets, tell me I'm going to hell and then I'm the one who is a crybaby for pushing back?  Fuck.  That.  Shit.

I've had this conversation with my Lefty friends when I slam back just as hard as they do.  When their wee feelings get all hurt my response is "so you can dish it out but not take it?"

God.  It would be nice if life weren't actually high school. 

Posted by: alexthechick at April 06, 2010 08:43 AM (8WZWv)

7 None of my gay friends support "sex on the streets", which is why I can't support the rest of their agenda.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at April 06, 2010 10:24 AM (muUqs)

8 Actually Alex, Dr. Spank brings up a good point.  Why don't you support sex on the streets?  Or at least have the decency to support Angelina Jolie, Scarlett Johansen, and Dita Von Teese to have a threesome in the streets.  I mean... come on!

Posted by: MikeD at April 06, 2010 11:12 AM (FkL60)

9 your scenario of that threesome just reduced me to a pile of ashes and a boner

Posted by: eddiebear at April 06, 2010 11:14 AM (lUJ1Q)

10 I think we could fit S.E. Cupp in there somewhere. With glasses, of course.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at April 06, 2010 11:50 AM (muUqs)

11 Or at least have the decency to support Angelina Jolie, Scarlett Johansen, and Dita Von Teese to have a threesome in the streets.

Intriguing.  Newsletter. 


Posted by: alexthechick at April 06, 2010 11:51 AM (8WZWv)

12 No, no, no.  What they want from us is servility.

Of course, the proper response is exactly the same.


Posted by: CGHill at April 06, 2010 12:00 PM (4+1U1)

13

Oh come on, don't hold back, tell them you really feel. 

You're speaking for a lot of us here.  Well, I try to avoid that word though.  You know the one, "lefties".   

Posted by: Rtta at April 06, 2010 05:15 PM (oDvGQ)

14

God.  It would be nice if life weren't actually [like:FIFY] high school. 

...ain't it the truth.

Posted by: davis,br at April 06, 2010 07:37 PM (uCShA)

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