doubleplusundead

July 30, 2009

Heh

Now that's funny.
Apparently, contrary to popular screaming opinion, Mac's do get viruses.

And Oh Noes! It's the Uber-Mac, the Holy Mac, the iPhone.
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Security experts have uncovered flaws in Apple Inc's iPhone that they said hackers can exploit to take control of the popular device, using the tactic for identity theft and other crimes.

I think you know what that calls for, you'll have to hit more because I don't want to break the blog. I think this will work.

Posted by: Veeshir at 06:01 PM | Comments (21) | Add Comment
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1 Okay, this is embarassing. It worked on my blog.

Posted by: Veeshir at July 30, 2009 06:02 PM (MKCIz)

2 heh heh heh.

And I say that with highest of respect as one of the newest members of this crap blog wonderful experiment.

Posted by: wiserbud at July 30, 2009 06:16 PM (EW49d)

3 Okay, I think I see what happened, this'll take a minute to fix.

Posted by: doubleplusundead at July 30, 2009 06:43 PM (OnFcy)

4 Fixed!

I will say, Apple fanboys are fucking tards. Remember a few months back when Apple began recommending getting an antivirus program for their computers, and the fanboys threw such a fucking shitfit that they pulled the recommendation down? Good times.

Posted by: doubleplusundead at July 30, 2009 06:53 PM (OnFcy)

5 Now I just have to worry about Moronpundit kicking my ass.

Especially since it's his cock.

Posted by: Veeshir at July 30, 2009 06:56 PM (rFj3y)

6 No. Macs never get viruses. Ever. Macs are God.

Posted by: Daniel Ruwe at July 30, 2009 06:56 PM (aw0SG)

7 Wait...Macs are God? I thought Barack was God.

Well, they are pretty close to each other, I guess. Both are worshipped by anorexic little emos in coffee shops.

Posted by: wiserbud at July 30, 2009 07:05 PM (EW49d)

Doesn't Obama use a Mac?

God uses himself.

That sounds so very, very wrong.

Posted by: Ember at July 30, 2009 07:21 PM (LdRAG)

9 I will have to point out the obvious. But before I do I will admit that, yes, I have a Mac. But if you saw the computer thread the other day, you would see that I'm pretty fucking annoyed with one right now.

Anyway, two points. 1. The iPhone is not a Mac. It is a smartphone made my the same company that makes Macs. 2. This isn't a virus, it is a security flaw that allows people to get your personal information and knock your phone off the network.

You may now proceed to call me a fanboy.

PS. Justin Long is a douchebag.

PPS. Is douchebag one word or two? Firefox seems to think it is two.

Posted by: Jeff M at July 30, 2009 08:12 PM (iDq+K)

10 Firefox's spellcheck doesn't recognize cumdumpster either. Or spellcheck, for that matter.

Posted by: Alice H at July 30, 2009 08:16 PM (qJHYy)

11 Fair point Jeff, I'm just noting that there are Apple fanboys out there who pretty much think Apple products are infallible, and anytime you deny them their false reality they throw an absolute fucking shitfit. Usually progressive urbanite hipster douches.

Posted by: doubleplusundead at July 30, 2009 08:47 PM (OnFcy)

12 Since we're bashing Apple in here, what's especially hilarious to me is their little hissy-fit over Micro$oft's essentially true laptop hunter ads after years of their own blatantly disingenuous advertising campaigns. Heat, kitchen, stay out of!

And oh yeah: Linux FTW!

Posted by: HayZeus at July 31, 2009 09:09 AM (RHxVZ)

13 Microsoft has Lauren in their commercials. Game over, man! Game over!

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14 Yaknow, if I had the patience to grow my hair out that long, I'd totally try to do the Lauren hair thing. Except that red seems to wash out of my hair in about a week. She has absolutely amazing hair.

Posted by: Alice H at July 31, 2009 10:16 AM (qJHYy)

15 Wait, she has long hair?

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