February 26, 2008

Fun With Dumb Criminals

This one is great, a guy tried to rob a Circle K by pointing his finger like a gun at the cashier...no, the finger wasn't in a pocket or under his shirt. 

http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x73/doubleplusundeadmeenu/razrwrong.jpg

The cashier went around the counter to go after the would-be robber, who bolted, and was later caught by police.  I wish all criminals were this friggin' stupid.  That's gonna suck when he has to tell the guy in his cell why he's in, too funneh.

Posted by: doubleplusundead at 12:54 PM | Comments (5) | Add Comment
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1 Someone must have double dog dared him.

Posted by: Nice Deb at February 26, 2008 11:12 PM (jzAkt)

2 Someone must have double dog dared him.

I'm guessing they skipped the double dog dare and went straight to...

http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x73/doubleplusundeadmeenu/dare.jpg

Posted by: doubleplusundead at February 27, 2008 01:07 AM (68v+0)

3 Maybe it was a Maxwell Smart, CONTROL-issued .45 calibre finger. 

Posted by: FishFearMe at February 27, 2008 03:05 PM (eCrFX)

4 When asked about his failure to rob the store, he said, "Missed it by that much!"

Posted by: doubleplusundead at February 27, 2008 03:40 PM (68v+0)

5 That should go into the Hall of fame of Jackasses government car auctions

Posted by: John fennit at November 28, 2010 11:05 PM (+JgMM)

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