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December 17, 2009

Fuck You, Minnesota!

Fuck you with radioactive taconite. Fuck you for "Little House On The Prairie". Fuck you for the Twins beating the Cardinal in 1987, while I was in 8th Grade. Fuck you for that 1999 NFC Title Game, where I lost money in Vegas. And double plus fuck you with fuckity sauce fresh from the funnel of fuckitude for putting retards like Jesse The Body Ventura and Al Fucking Franken in serious office.

Oh, and fuck you with Bud Grant's four Super Bowl losses for making me have to show some respect to John McCain.

Posted by: eddiebear at 04:58 PM | Comments (3) | Add Comment
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1 Hey, fuck you! It wasn't my fault, I voted for Norm. Remember he only 'won' by some 300 odd 'votes'. He got 40% of the vote in a state where Obama got something like 56%, so it's not exactly like it was a resounding victory.

It's ironic how a state with relatively good public schools can be populated with so many retards.

Posted by: Jeff M at December 17, 2009 05:24 PM (8P3+x)

^oh, I know. I forgot to add in that Franken won after about 6 recounts.

I absolve you for being a Minnesotan.

Posted by: eddiebear at December 17, 2009 05:32 PM (wnU1W)

3 I have to admit, I have absolutely no problem with Al Franken acting like Al Franken.

I don't know what Minnesota's media is like, but hopefully they occasionally show stuff like this.
And every time Minnesota voters see it they should smack themselves in the forehead.

I say, we cut off Minnesota's supply of bug spray. Those 10,000 lakes generate a lot of mosquitoes.
That way, they spend all summer slapping themselves silly.

Posted by: Veeshir at December 17, 2009 05:40 PM (+rrcg)

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