Fuck you with radioactive taconite. Fuck you for "Little House On The Prairie". Fuck you for the Twins beating the Cardinal in 1987, while I was in 8th Grade. Fuck you for that 1999 NFC Title Game, where I lost money in Vegas. And double plus fuck you with fuckity sauce fresh from the funnel of fuckitude for putting retards like Jesse The Body Ventura and Al Fucking Franken in serious office.

 Oh, and fuck you with Bud Grant's four Super Bowl losses for making me have to show some respect to John McCain.

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