December 07, 2009

Fuck You, Harry Reid!

If trying to push "Healthcare" and Crap & Trade bills through that would elevate the US to the vaunted shittiness and stasis of Europe, Dingy Harry has decided to take the high road on debate.

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid took his GOP-blasting rhetoric to a new level Monday, comparing Republicans who oppose health care reform to lawmakers who clung to the institution of slavery more than a century ago.

The Nevada Democrat, in a sweeping set of accusations on the Senate floor, also compared health care foes to those who opposed women's suffrage and the civil rights movement. 

"Instead of joining us on the right side of history, all the Republicans can come up with is, 'slow down, stop everything, let's start over.' If you think you've heard these same excuses before, you're right," Reid said. "When this country belatedly recognized the wrongs of slavery, there were those who dug in their heels and said 'slow down, it's too early, things aren't bad enough.'" 

He continued: "When women spoke up for the right to speak up, they wanted to vote, some insisted they simply, slow down, there will be a better day to do that, today isn't quite right. 

"When this body was on the verge of guaranteeing equal civil rights to everyone regardless of the color of their skin, some senators resorted to the same filibuster threats that we hear today." 

My answer:

Fuck you, Harry! Fuck you up your soon to be unemployed ass with a rusty toilet flappy thing from Chris Dodd's personal washroom, you facecockingly facecocked bag of fuck. I will ignore idiotic rhetoric, because that is the lingus franca of Capitol Hill, but slavery? What the fuck? Is that all you fucking have to use  in your arsenal of rhetoric and Senate tricks? Slavery? And yet you and your fellow goatse blumpkins are the ones who accuse your opponents of race baiting and using racist symbols and code words.

Is that all you fucking have left, Senator Fuckface? Are you so devoid of ideas that you have to fucking resort to the retarded half cousin of Godwin's Law? Because if that is the case, then you, Senator, have lost. You have failed in your attempts to do to this country what my intestinal tract did to my work toilet this morning after eating a breakfast burrito soaked in Awesome Sauce. You are frustrated in your shittiness, and I love it. I love how you proved how low you will sink in a debate. And I love the fact that your stupid ass will more than likely be thrown out in the streets by the voters of Nevada come this time next year.

Fuck you doubly fucking facecockingly hard for your basic ignorance of history and political philosophy. So the GOP supports slavery? The same GOP that elevated Abraham Fucking Lincoln to the White House? The same GOP that fought to overcome Al Gore Sr's attempts to block Civil Rights legislation in the 1960s? The same GOP that has consistently fought and supported efforts to free people around the world from their modern day slavery in places such as the Soviet Union, Iraq, Kuwait, Afghanistan, Grenada, and other places? The same GOP that has fought to defend free countries such as South Korea, Western Europe, Israel, and Japan while your Party of Pissheads has fought to undermine such efforts?

And finally, fuck you with the Senate Gavel for accusing the same GOP that has fought to keep Americans and busineesses from becoming wage slaves to the government, Algore's carbon scams, the IRS, Obamacare, the Fairness Doctrine, The Brady Bill, Crap & Trade, the EfuckingPA, and various other bureaucratic hellholes. Fuck you for accusing the same GOP that tries to get the slavemaster (Government) out of our lives and elevating people to be the best they can be of being nothing more than Jefferson Davis. Fuck you, Senator, for defending an organization such as ACORN, that has done its damnedest to keep people poor and tied into shady dealings. And, finally, fuck you, Senator, up your wrinkly schwanz with a rusty spike soaked in biowaste for doing your best to block efforts to guarnatee that the most innocent and vulnerable of us are not afforded the right to even debate "slavery".

Fuck you, Senator. And enjoy your last year in the Senate. Defeating you will give me that four hour erection without the need of thos pills I see on TV and in my email inbox.


My tribute to Harry Reid.

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