August 03, 2008

First They Came For The Bacon...

By now, making fun of the Nanny Staters in Europe has become par for the course. But this time, those bastards have gone too far. They want to regulate bacon! Those nitwits want to lower the salty goodness in a slab of that processed pork.

But Big Bacon in England isn't going to go down without a fight.

But ham and bacon processors say the move will reduce the shelf life of products, and put customers off.  A 10-slice packet of ham contains just under two teaspoons of salt.

Claire Cheney, director-general of the Provision Trade Federation, representing leading processed meats companies and supermarkets said the targets were a potential health risk.

She told The Grocer magazine: 'If you have not got sufficient preservative in a product like ham you get pockets where the salt levels are too low to prevent the formation of the botulism toxin.

'This will force us to reduce the shelf life further and with that come serious food safety concerns, not least the risk of botulism.'


This is a travesty. We cannot let this assault on the greatest foodstuff to ever exist to go uncontested. And besides, that whole botulism thing is a bit of a downer as well.

Posted by: eddiebear at 10:53 PM | Comments (10) | Add Comment
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1 "We shall fight them on the beaches, we shall fight them in the towns, we shall fight them in the hills, and there's no way those bitches are gonna fuck with our bacon..."

Stuff Churchill Said,
Revised 2nd Edition 

Posted by: XBradTC at August 03, 2008 11:04 PM (SfCGt)

Posted by: doubleplusundead at August 04, 2008 12:05 AM (jC0cz)

3 BTW, that was the post that was plagiarized by the co-chair of the Minnesota GOP.

Posted by: doubleplusundead at August 04, 2008 12:06 AM (jC0cz)

4 Why can't people just leave well enough alone? Why scare people into thinking that everything that they eat is going to kill them?

Posted by: Scoop11 at August 04, 2008 06:51 AM (AEmfc)

5 From my cold, dead, greasy fingers.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at August 04, 2008 08:12 AM (SHR5S)

6 Okay this is my new response.  If you support euthanasia, then you have to support allowing me to eat whatever the hell I want.  I mean, who are you to tell me that I'm not allowed to try to stop my heart this very second.  YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!!!!!

Great.  Now I really want bacon for lunch. 

Posted by: alexthechick at August 04, 2008 10:57 AM (SHHaV)

7 In honor of this post, I fixed bacon for breakfast.  My son said it tasted funny.  He may not deserve Casa Bonita.

Posted by: Alice H at August 04, 2008 11:16 AM (jRtPb)

8 ah its Bacon, they can take it!

Posted by: Robert Woolwine at August 04, 2008 12:08 PM (V+ylD)

9 Isn't this one of those posts where ATC is supposed to tell us her stance on what kinds of meat she can put in her mouth?

Posted by: XBradTC at August 04, 2008 12:49 PM (pSXbN)

10 I thought I'd change it up a little, keep things fresh.

Posted by: alexthechick at August 04, 2008 01:03 PM (SHHaV)

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