Finally! A website for people like me

i am neurotic will make you feel normal - either because you fit in with what is said there, or because you find the submissions so bizarre that you, by comparison, are normal.  Some of my favorites this far, separated by neuroses I just submitted:

When I was a teenager, I thought that my Mom was trying to poison me at the dinner table. I would look at my plate and decide which part of the food was poisoned and I wouldn’t eat it. I would think, “That pea is poisoned, all of the rest are okay, but that one will kill me.”

When I was in middle school, I was convinced that potato chips that had green edges would give me cancer. 

All of the keys on my ring have to have the flat side facing the same direction. If I get a new key and realize I put it on wrong, I will drop whatever I’m doing at that moment no matter what, trying to get the key off and turn it around the right way.

I do that.

Everytime I watch a movie I have to rearrange the objects on my coffee table for the entire duration of the film. It’s not like I don’t watch the movie but every 10 minutes or so I find myself rearranging the cups, remotes, and other things.

With very few exceptions (Coen Bros. films and Kubrick films), I cannot watch movies made in the 1980s.  I find them all very depressing - even the comedies.  So, unlike most people my age, The Goonies, Back to the Future, etc. are not childhood memories because I refuse to see them. 

And lastly, the post that made me realize I've wasted my time:

There are times when I literally can’t sleep because I can’t stop thinking about zombie invasions and wondering if one is happening right now and what I will do if that happens and how much I would miss and worry about my family and what the best places to hide out would be and how long the food i have would last….etc.

You morons found this site and didn't tell me?  Jerks.

*** Thanks for the sidebar link, Ace.  Everyone go check out the rest of the moronblogging here at doubleplusundead.

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