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July 25, 2008

Finally, A Dating Service For Zombies!

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1 Now that's a creative zombie trap! Hope they don't get overrun.

Posted by: doubleplusundead at July 25, 2008 11:16 PM (cuiOq)

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Looking for my ghoul-mate: I like shambling on the beach, beating on boarded-up windows, and dining on fine tourist cuisine. You be fit, otherworldly zombie who appreciates a good head on someone's shoulders.

Recent photo required.

Posted by: geoff at July 26, 2008 02:18 AM (fmFVd)

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Sensitive zombie seeks brainy, paraplegic woman for one night stand. Women appreciate my insight: I can really get into your head. I'm single, unattached. You will be, too.

Live humans only.

Posted by: geoff at July 26, 2008 02:26 AM (fmFVd)

4 I'm a high quality ghoul.

Posted by: Shambley Ambly Bitey Zombie at July 26, 2008 09:21 AM (cuiOq)

5 In fact, I'm off to eat braaaaains in 26 minutes!

Posted by: Zom BitGerald at July 26, 2008 09:26 AM (cuiOq)

6 If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in radioactive rain.
If you're not into yoga because your limbs have fallen off, if you have half-a-brain for me to gnaw on. Come with me and escape.

Posted by: MrsPaulsFishSticks at July 26, 2008 12:15 PM (PBGAP)

Recently turned zombie, widower, seeks slow moving human for long, moonlit ambles, neighborhood stalkings, and the occasional nosh. Pets Ok.

Posted by: Louis Creed at July 27, 2008 04:55 AM (TQfms)

8 Stalking for well nourished mate. Must be into eating out. I am lean and mean a midnight eating machine. You be in dressing.... dressed in something delicious.

Posted by: Zombo at July 27, 2008 08:47 AM (Am6n/)

9 That site is obviously run by a bunch of bigots! They concentrate on the chemical spill/radiation/biochemical brain-eating zombies, and ignore the more peaceful and productive sorcerer/witchdoctor/mad scientist slave-labor zombies. Don't they deserve love too?

Posted by: jic at July 27, 2008 11:00 AM (BkuA1)

10 Zombo

I can do anything at your site, right?

Posted by: doubleplusundead at July 27, 2008 11:25 AM (cuiOq)

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Leper seeks zombie to share mutual interests, maybe more.

Posted by: geoff at July 27, 2008 11:28 AM (fmFVd)

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Honey, I Ate the Kids!!

Recently deceased, finally ready to get out of my box and join the party!! Looking for carefree undead with a huge appetite for life. I'm a Vegan eater who loves Asian cuisine and just letting it all hang out. You be mature provider who knows how to open a door for a lady. Or at all. No smokers.

Posted by: geoff at July 27, 2008 11:43 AM (fmFVd)

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