doubleplusundead

March 29, 2008

doubleplusundead remains a foulmouthed masterpiece

Nice Deb has a fun new blog gizmo that lets you punch in your URL and see how foulmouthed your blog is. I did well, but that foulmouthed ratbastard bmac has me beat by a mile. Says Nice Deb,

Let’s see how I compare to The Hostages. There’s no one more filthy and dirty than that lot:

Cuss level high - 24.5% cuss level.

Well, there is someone, other than bmac. I was surprised to learn that I actually eeked out The Hostages by a tenth of a point. Hey Hostages,

http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x73/doubleplusundeadmeenu/hillary_suckit1.gif

I'm actually kinda surprised I scored that high, I've tried to mellow on the bad language a little bit. In any case, here you go, my scorecard,

http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x73/doubleplusundeadmeenu/blog_cuss_high_246.jpg

Too funny. I'll definitely be linking Nice Deb's post in the next linkfest to see what the other morons end up with. I thought about lacing this whole post with cursing to see if I could catch up to bmac's foulmouthed fucking blog...

Posted by: doubleplusundead at 06:44 PM | Comments (26) | Add Comment
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1 For shame, Sinistar....beating the Hostages! A nice Catholic boy like you...tsk tsk.

Posted by: Nice Deb at March 29, 2008 06:54 PM (0RYjO)

2 HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!

Posted by: doubleplusundead at March 29, 2008 07:04 PM (LEDkk)

3 Is Wordpress blocked again? I notice you don't have your URL in your comment.

Posted by: doubleplusundead at March 29, 2008 07:05 PM (LEDkk)

4 Screw it, I'll test it myself. Okay, Test!

Posted by: doubleplusundead at March 29, 2008 07:06 PM (LEDkk)

5 Okay, works...I figured I'd check.

Posted by: doubleplusundead at March 29, 2008 07:07 PM (LEDkk)

6 Dude, I swear I had no idea my shit was that bad.
I'm gonna try and ratchet it back a bit.
I'm actually a little embarrassed by that dubious honor.
But just a little!

Posted by: bmac at March 29, 2008 07:11 PM (oRVu1)

7 Yeah, I know, but I had to goof on you a bit!

Posted by: doubleplusundead at March 29, 2008 07:14 PM (LEDkk)

8 I tested on my blog, and got 0%. I was sure there was a stray swear word in there somewhere...

Posted by: Scoop11 at March 29, 2008 07:18 PM (AEmfc)

9 Scoop, you're just not trying hard enough!
I'm offering classes.....

Posted by: bmac at March 29, 2008 07:20 PM (oRVu1)

10 Heh.

Posted by: doubleplusundead at March 29, 2008 07:22 PM (LEDkk)

11 LOL In my case, I'm more than likely to swear in my personal life than in my blog writing, although I know for sure that my zombie screenplay has a few choice swear words in it.

Posted by: Scoop11 at March 29, 2008 07:25 PM (AEmfc)

12 I totally started out my blog with no swearing, and it lasted a good four months or so, but I talk like that, and as I got more comfortable, it just started coming out.

I don't know how that thing really measures, but it's not like my stuff is just laced with profanity.

Posted by: bmac at March 29, 2008 07:37 PM (oRVu1)

It sure seems to be fucking up for me because it shows me at zero percent. Even though I've saved the serious shit for Page 2, I know I've put a few choice damning words on the front page lately.

Then again, because I block their cookies, it might not like me.

Posted by: steveegg at March 29, 2008 07:56 PM (LvEFt)

14 I got 0% too. But I put in Ace's site and it came back 0% also. I think it is flawed.

Posted by: Conservative Belle at March 29, 2008 10:06 PM (/v6Id)

15 I think all of the attention we've been giving it has maybe made it blow a fuse, or something. It was working fine, yesterday. Ace had a rating of 12.4%, (which seemed low). But considering the amount of pages on his site, maybe not.

Posted by: Nice Deb at March 30, 2008 12:10 AM (0RYjO)

16 Dude
There is no way in hell anyone outcusses/outgrosses The Hostages. For gosh sake, we have Rosetta, Wisebud, PajamaMomma, WickedPinto and mesablue. Not to mention our filthy commenters, like PornDeb.

Posted by: PattyAnn at March 30, 2008 12:22 AM (GUhJp)

17 If the attention we gave it made their site take a dump, that's pretty pitiful.

Posted by: doubleplusundead at March 30, 2008 10:19 AM (LEDkk)

18 The last time I checked, I was still a Hostage.

Posted by: Nice Deb at March 30, 2008 10:27 AM (0RYjO)

19 Remember this one? I came out 34% evil. But when I tried to put in DPUD I got an error message.

Dude! You broke the evil meter!

Posted by: Kadnine at March 30, 2008 11:02 AM (KfwR5)

20 Not to change the subject or anything, but I think a few people might get a kick out of this.

Retrospective of memorable fold-ins from MAD Magazine.

And it is still in publication -- I still pick up an issue now and then.

Posted by: Scoop11 at March 30, 2008 12:03 PM (AEmfc)

21 Yeah, I'm pretty evil.

Posted by: doubleplusundead at March 30, 2008 01:31 PM (LEDkk)

22 18 The last time I checked, I was still a Hostage.

Yes, you are. NiceDeb is a Hostage. PornDeb is a commenter. Remember? Incognito?

Posted by: PattyAnn at March 30, 2008 02:48 PM (GUhJp)

Let’s see how I compare to The Hostages. There’s no one more filthy and dirty than that lot:

How on God's green earth are you worse than us? I'm disgusted with you. Anybody worse than us has some serious issues. Seriously.