December 29, 2007

Do They Have Joust for Cellphones Now?

This guy claimed a pterodactyl attacked him, which caused him to wrap his car around a light pole.  Surprisingly, he didn't have a lot of alcohol in his system.  Question, does he get rewarded points for creativity, or was he high on something?

Geoff says he mighta entered Bat Country

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1 There is precedent, but it did involve a large number of controlled substances:

"And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. And a voice was screaming: "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?"

Then it was quiet again. My attorney had taken his shirt off and was pouring beer on his chest, to facilitate the tanning process. "What the hell are you yelling about?" he muttered, staring up at the sun with his eyes closed and covered with wraparound Spanish sunglasses. "Never mind," I said, "It's your turn to drive." I hit the brakes and aimed the Great Red Shark toward the shoulder of the highway. No point mentioning those bats, I thought. The poor bastard will see them soon enough."

Posted by: geoff at December 30, 2007 02:28 AM (ZtQrr)

2 God I love that book / movie.

The original Louisville weirdo. A hero and ne'erdowell the likes of whom we'll never see again.

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