doubleplusundead

June 30, 2009

Did You Miss Me, Moronosphere?

I know you did. Sorry, but the MP had to hit the road and share his charm and good looks with America at large for a few weeks.

Don't worry, I'll have a treat for you later wherein I explain why I'm not a Libertarian. And yes, it is longer than just, "those fuckers are crazy." That would suffice, but I figure I'll give you a little more to chew on.

Two more things:

1) When Farrah Fawcett died, she went to heaven and God told her she could have one wish. She wished for all the children to be safe. Michael Jackson died moments later.*

2) Does Woody Allen's wife have to buy him a Father's Day Card?

Posted by: Moron Pundit at 08:57 AM | Comments (5) | Add Comment
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1 Celebrity deaths come in threes...leave it to Billy Mays to throw in a fourth for free.

Posted by: A. Weasel at June 30, 2009 10:39 AM (bqcfE)

2 _{Oh....too soon?}

Posted by: A. Weasel at June 30, 2009 10:39 AM (bqcfE)

Okay A. Weasel, that's funny.

And it accomplishes something else, it gets people praying for your soul.

Posted by: Veeshir at June 30, 2009 11:17 AM (ThMnZ)

4 ...it gets people praying for your soul.

That's a good thing, I think.

Posted by: A. Weasel at June 30, 2009 02:05 PM (bqcfE)

5 I try to tell a terribly off-color joke every day. Still, I don't have the COMEDY GENIUS to tell child rape jokes like my intellectual superiors.