You are never going to believe what happened to me last night!

Okay, I had to use that cheesy lede for this story.  A 46 year old man was getting a lap dance at home from a stripper when he fell unconscious and quit breathing.  The stripper actually gave him CPR until the paramedics arrived to take over.

 She told them that he was offering her Oxycodone while she danced, and indeed, there was a pill bottle with his name on it.  When he finally came to and was able to speak, he claimed she offered him some pill and that was what made him go cold.

So, what do you think happened?  Did the guy OD on Oxy or did the stripper see a chance to slip him something in order to KO him and score his wallet (or whatever else she wanted?)

Posted by: doubleplusundead at 10:59 AM | Comments (7) | Add Comment
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